Useless skills

[Yorkie]

What almost useless talents do you possess?

To get things started:

I can line up a hole punch bang in the middle of an A4 sheet without the little plastic arm thing to get it central.

I can also pee on moving trains/planes/busses without making a mess despite stops and turbulence.

 

[Professor Toffee]

Sending text messages

 

[sageyefc]

Wank with my weak hand

 

[chicoazul]

Wank with my weak hand

I tried this beards ago and for some reason it has remained that way.

Think it's for the other person feel.

 

[roydo]

I am quite good at cryptic crosswords.

 

[tommye]

-10 neg rep.


whop wnop

 

[ijjysmith]

Wank with my weak hand

I tried this beards ago and for some reason it has remained that way.

Think it's for the other person feel.

When I broke my right arm, I had no choice but to master this.

Even now every now and again I give it a go just to keep it in practice.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

I can fit a whole wagon wheel in my mouth without breaking it.

 

[tommye]

I can fit a whole wagon wheel in my mouth without breaking it.

should see what ye mar can fit in hers

 

[tmgc]

should see what ye mar can fit in hers

Textbook.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

I can still "keepy uppy"(stop sniggering at the back!!) until I basically fall asleep standing up,not that its done me any good,I'm not going to sign for Everton now like am I?lol

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

should see what ye mar can fit in hers

3 sweet potatoes?

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Textbook.

Reckon that might be too big even for her mate.

 

[tmgc]

3 sweet potatoes?

Yam o be there as James Ingram would say.

 

[TheFinnFan]

I can turn my eyelids around..that seriously freaks out especially women.