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We win (and probably draw (late equaliser etc.)) - you're in deep sh1t
We lose - they'll take the p*ss

Just enjoy our win in your mufti.

1. If you want to blend in go to the fancy dress store and get a Spanish Inquisition Suit, or
2. take one of those "learn Norwegian in 4 days" course - this should help:

http://www.surfacelanguages.com/language/Norwegian

3. I'd recommend you go in the club shop - don't spend any money like (why would you) - so take a top or something from home, go in the shop, get your match programme and stuff it in the club shop bag with lots of "goodies" (from home) - you'll blend in well then as a day tripper - you can bin the bag on the way home.

4. Don't forget to hum along to YAWN - correct words here:

When you stand on the Kop
Hold your kecks up high
And don't be afraid of the smell
At the end of the row is a golden shower
Where the "sweet" smell of p*ss will come through... etc. etc.

5. Some key phrases you'll need: "Dat Fellaini is sh1te", "break his legs Carra"

6. Check RAWK for the latest Sewerage chant so you can recite some of the words that you find acceptable...

7. Don't forget your mini camera or phone to keep a record of your "once in a lifetime experience" (of us actually winning there of course!)

Somebody give this man a good thumbing!

We're surely got to win this year...............haven't we?
 
You're sitting with the same set of fans who murdered 39 innocent Italians.
Wouldn't advise you to wear any blue mate, they're all bad bad tits.
 
Sat in the Liverpool for the Cahill equaliser late on. Never felt so creeped in my life, everton end or GTFO from here on in.
 
You're sitting with the same set of fans who murdered 39 innocent Italians.
Wouldn't advise you to wear any blue mate, they're all bad bad tits.

Grow up will you? And leave all that sh*t in the gutter where it belongs.

By all means we can laugh at their ridiculous arrogance and bellend comments but the second you start sounding like a Sun feature writer you've gone too far.
 
I have been in the Home end at Anfield a few times. Hate it. I go there with the best intentions of behaving and always end up chanting Everton songs at the top of my voice. Never goes down well.
Regarding it being better years ago my brother was in the Kop when Sharpie scored the best goal in the history of football, He got punched and kicked and broke his glasses. He wouldn't hurt a fly and is one of the nicest blokes you could meet.
He is actually quite reserved too (not like me). I hate them with a passion. Derby games are always tense though and even more so when you are sat in the enemies end. Just like any situation though a lot depends on the nature of those around you.
 
You're sitting with the same set of fans who murdered 39 innocent Italians.
Wouldn't advise you to wear any blue mate, they're all bad bad tits.

oh dear....

I have been in the Home end at Anfield a few times. Hate it. I go there with the best intentions of behaving and always end up chanting Everton songs at the top of my voice. Never goes down well.
Regarding it being better years ago my brother was in the Kop when Sharpie scored the best goal in the history of football, He got punched and kicked and broke his glasses. He wouldn't hurt a fly and is one of the nicest blokes you could meet.
He is actually quite reserved too (not like me). I hate them with a passion. Derby games are always tense though and even more so when you are sat in the enemies end. Just like any situation though a lot depends on the nature of those around you.

Surprised to hear that my dad always said he'd go to both grounds back in them days, and you can see plenty blues/reds mixed together in the videos of games back then. There'll always some bellends about though
 
You're sitting with the same set of fans who murdered 39 innocent Italians.
Wouldn't advise you to wear any blue mate, they're all bad bad tits.

We all enjoy banter, and at times they do get on our nerves and we take unmerciful piddle out of them, but that's crossing the line. Just no need for that at all.
 
Alright lads,

I've come over from RAWK to do a question and answer thingy for the site. Groucho gave me permission, so it'll go up tomorrow if any of you will help us out. Now I've read a few pages and seen what loads of you think of us and RAWK, but just remember, there's about 40,000 on there so we've got more than our fair share of bad bells there, but there's still loads of sound lads and girls on there too. I've just learnt to ignore most of the whoppers who quite frankly couldn't find Anfield with a satnav. And by the way, kudos to the lads on here who've pulled that lad for his "39 innocent Italians" remark. Rivalry is one thing but there's just no need for that sort of nonsense ever. Thankfully all of my blue mates and family know better than that, just like most other good blues.

Anyway, seeing as I'll only be here a couple of days, I thought I'd tell you my funniest being in the wrong end for the derby story. To be fair, nearly every derby I've ever been at Goodison from the 70s onwards has been with your supporters and we never had any trouble, although if you were daft enough to try to wind your lads up, you usually got what you deserved. Theres probably a load of old hands in here like me who used to just buy tickets outside the ground for the away derby (honestly, it used to be dead easy in the 80's) So 4 of us ended up getting tickets, 2 for the main and two for the lower Bullens near the Gwladys street end, everywhere bar where we should have been. I took one of the lower Bullens ones and had my Sergio Dallas tracky top zipped up all the way. Now I wasn't daft and knew to keep my mouth shut, but Kenny scored after about 15 seconds, I jumped up screaming, gets punched in the back of the head and by the time I came round properly, Rushy had scored and it was 2 - 0. All my own fault like, but those of you who have done it must know how hard it is to keep your gob shut when you score. Anyway, as for these days, I can't see any of your lads having a problem. Just get a ticket for the upper Kemlyn and keep saying "I'm Benny from Scandinavia, I love Bjork, and Stig Inge Bjornebye is my favourite player ever" and garbage like that and nobody will know you're not supposed to be there.
 
Alright lads,

I've come over from RAWK to do a question and answer thingy for the site. Groucho gave me permission, so it'll go up tomorrow if any of you will help us out. Now I've read a few pages and seen what loads of you think of us and RAWK, but just remember, there's about 40,000 on there so we've got more than our fair share of bad bells there, but there's still loads of sound lads and girls on there too. I've just learnt to ignore most of the whoppers who quite frankly couldn't find Anfield with a satnav. And by the way, kudos to the lads on here who've pulled that lad for his "39 innocent Italians" remark. Rivalry is one thing but there's just no need for that sort of nonsense ever. Thankfully all of my blue mates and family know better than that, just like most other good blues.

Anyway, seeing as I'll only be here a couple of days, I thought I'd tell you my funniest being in the wrong end for the derby story. To be fair, nearly every derby I've ever been at Goodison from the 70s onwards has been with your supporters and we never had any trouble, although if you were daft enough to try to wind your lads up, you usually got what you deserved. Theres probably a load of old hands in here like me who used to just buy tickets outside the ground for the away derby (honestly, it used to be dead easy in the 80's) So 4 of us ended up getting tickets, 2 for the main and two for the lower Bullens near the Gwladys street end, everywhere bar where we should have been. I took one of the lower Bullens ones and had my Sergio Dallas tracky top zipped up all the way. Now I wasn't daft and knew to keep my mouth shut, but Kenny scored after about 15 seconds, I jumped up screaming, gets punched in the back of the head and by the time I came round properly, Rushy had scored and it was 2 - 0. All my own fault like, but those of you who have done it must know how hard it is to keep your gob shut when you score. Anyway, as for these days, I can't see any of your lads having a problem. Just get a ticket for the upper Kemlyn and keep saying "I'm Benny from Scandinavia, I love Bjork, and Stig Inge Bjornebye is my favourite player ever" and garbage like that and nobody will know you're not supposed to be there.

:lol:

Well in lad.
 
And by the way, kudos to the lads on here who've pulled that lad for his "39 innocent Italians" remark. Rivalry is one thing but there's just no need for that sort of nonsense ever. Thankfully all of my blue mates and family know better than that, just like most other good blues.
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No need for kudos. If that lad tried mouthing off like that to 99% of Blues he'd get told to shut up or worse. There's a knuckle dragging element with every team but society has moved on from all that. Personally I was still in short trousers at the time of Heysel but can clearly appreciate that hooliganism of one sort or another was rife in the English game. I don't believe Liverpool were any worse than any other big teams and heaven only knows what could have happened had Everton been playing in that rundown stadium that night.
 
Don't wear colours don't celebrate if the opportunity arises. You'd be annoyed if one of them did it next to you at Goodison.
 
Alright lads,

I've come over from RAWK to do a question and answer thingy for the site. Groucho gave me permission, so it'll go up tomorrow if any of you will help us out. Now I've read a few pages and seen what loads of you think of us and RAWK, but just remember, there's about 40,000 on there so we've got more than our fair share of bad bells there, but there's still loads of sound lads and girls on there too. I've just learnt to ignore most of the whoppers who quite frankly couldn't find Anfield with a satnav. And by the way, kudos to the lads on here who've pulled that lad for his "39 innocent Italians" remark. Rivalry is one thing but there's just no need for that sort of nonsense ever. Thankfully all of my blue mates and family know better than that, just like most other good blues.

Anyway, seeing as I'll only be here a couple of days, I thought I'd tell you my funniest being in the wrong end for the derby story. To be fair, nearly every derby I've ever been at Goodison from the 70s onwards has been with your supporters and we never had any trouble, although if you were daft enough to try to wind your lads up, you usually got what you deserved. Theres probably a load of old hands in here like me who used to just buy tickets outside the ground for the away derby (honestly, it used to be dead easy in the 80's) So 4 of us ended up getting tickets, 2 for the main and two for the lower Bullens near the Gwladys street end, everywhere bar where we should have been. I took one of the lower Bullens ones and had my Sergio Dallas tracky top zipped up all the way. Now I wasn't daft and knew to keep my mouth shut, but Kenny scored after about 15 seconds, I jumped up screaming, gets punched in the back of the head and by the time I came round properly, Rushy had scored and it was 2 - 0. All my own fault like, but those of you who have done it must know how hard it is to keep your gob shut when you score. Anyway, as for these days, I can't see any of your lads having a problem. Just get a ticket for the upper Kemlyn and keep saying "I'm Benny from Scandinavia, I love Bjork, and Stig Inge Bjornebye is my favourite player ever" and garbage like that and nobody will know you're not supposed to be there.


Likewise, used to get 1 outside every year for The Hill of Pish a.k.a. Lake Spion, in fact on Sunday will be only the 2nd time I've officially been in the away end (climbed over from seats 1 time as well). Last Time there was 'Agent J' Derby in Kemlyn Rd, 3 rows back & ended up on gravel via a few heads when Big Dunc scored, a few were kickinbg off about quite a few of us in there but others stopped stewards from binning us all, and an old lady complained about the 1's giving the grief and it was them taken out instead.

RAWK may have 40k members but why do admins close stuff that contradicts 'The Rhetoric' ? Folk say that Suarez is Guilty and they get banned and posts removed, the thread about his WC Handball.... removed. If it's all an attempt to Save Face then it's done the opposite as it has the whole country laughing at you for it.

Wembley last year was very sad, in that we were treated like 2 groups of supporters that have had brawls involving thousands, all that separate coaches nonsense shouldve been treated with the contempt it deserved, chances are that if a bus was mixed then most would know each other anyway. We should've all stood firm and said stuff this segregation lark we travel together, trains, planes & automobiles. It needs the 1's that were around in 70's 80's to have a go at our/your own fans when the bull**** starts tbh THE YOUNGER GEN REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE MISSING OUT ON, the Banter back then at times would have you still aching when Motd came on, remarks that no matter how cutting would just be returned with interest, but not the violence.

I think that the fact that a lot of your fans say that 'Murderers' is about Hillsborough is tbh as disgusting as if it actually was, and gives them an excuse to kick off.


Bring Back Derby Banter.
 
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