EFC Si
Player Valuation: £25m
We win (and probably draw (late equaliser etc.)) - you're in deep sh1t
We lose - they'll take the p*ss
Just enjoy our win in your mufti.
1. If you want to blend in go to the fancy dress store and get a Spanish Inquisition Suit, or
2. take one of those "learn Norwegian in 4 days" course - this should help:
http://www.surfacelanguages.com/language/Norwegian
3. I'd recommend you go in the club shop - don't spend any money like (why would you) - so take a top or something from home, go in the shop, get your match programme and stuff it in the club shop bag with lots of "goodies" (from home) - you'll blend in well then as a day tripper - you can bin the bag on the way home.
4. Don't forget to hum along to YAWN - correct words here:
When you stand on the Kop
Hold your kecks up high
And don't be afraid of the smell
At the end of the row is a golden shower
Where the "sweet" smell of p*ss will come through... etc. etc.
5. Some key phrases you'll need: "Dat Fellaini is sh1te", "break his legs Carra"
6. Check RAWK for the latest Sewerage chant so you can recite some of the words that you find acceptable...
7. Don't forget your mini camera or phone to keep a record of your "once in a lifetime experience" (of us actually winning there of course!)
Somebody give this man a good thumbing!
We're surely got to win this year...............haven't we?
