Us in the in liverpool end

[Jimboefc97]

Are you being serious mate? jesus wept.

What do you mean you bad weapon

 

[Del]

What do you mean you bad weapon

Hes calling you out lad, Basically calling you a bad blert in front of the whole forum

You going to take that lad? Are yer?

 

[Eggs]

.....talk with Scandanavian accent and you'll be oooogle boooogle.

 

[toffee-fellaini]

What do you mean you bad weapon

Fancy a straightener lad?

 

[BlueWeasel]

One of my mates (a RS) got a good smack at our place when they scored. I wasn't sat with him at the time but had mixed emotions when I heard. On the one hand I thought well don't take the piss in the Gwladys you t*t but was also a bit gutted that he had ammo to use when I try and give it about them being animals.

 

[toffeemax]

Had a mate who was next to me in the derby who's a red, and next to him was some lad's dad who was a red and his son who was a blue. Proper sound chatting to them stood up at the back of the upper gwladys. The reds kept fairly schtum, but enjoyable game had by all. got a feeling of what it must of been like back in the day, shame there are silly tarts nowadays who spoil it by kicking off.

 

[Dell Boy]

Sorry to say the only trouble I've seen at a derby has been at Goodison.

 

[toffeemax]

really need a group of 10 of you, half red half blue, otherwise you're just not gonna have a good time.

 

[ToffeeDan]

We win (and probably draw (late equaliser etc.)) - you're in deep sh1t
We lose - they'll take the p*ss

Just enjoy our win in your mufti.

1. If you want to blend in go to the fancy dress store and get a Spanish Inquisition Suit, or
2. take one of those "learn Norwegian in 4 days" course - this should help:

http://www.surfacelanguages.com/language/Norwegian

3. I'd recommend you go in the club shop - don't spend any money like (why would you) - so take a top or something from home, go in the shop, get your match programme and stuff it in the club shop bag with lots of "goodies" (from home) - you'll blend in well then as a day tripper - you can bin the bag on the way home.

4. Don't forget to hum along to YAWN - correct words here:

When you stand on the Kop
Hold your kecks up high
And don't be afraid of the smell
At the end of the row is a golden shower
Where the "sweet" smell of p*ss will come through... etc. etc.

5. Some key phrases you'll need: "Dat Fellaini is sh1te", "break his legs Carra"

6. Check RAWK for the latest Sewerage chant so you can recite some of the words that you find acceptable...

7. Don't forget your mini camera or phone to keep a record of your "once in a lifetime experience" (of us actually winning there of course!)

 

[Joao Moutinho]

Wear a half and half scarf with the Everton side hanging out

 

[Azzurri]

One of my mates (a RS) got a good smack at our place when they scored. I wasn't sat with him at the time but had mixed emotions when I heard. On the one hand I thought well don't take the piss in the Gwladys you t*t but was also a bit gutted that he had ammo to use when I try and give it about them being animals.

Nothing to do with caring for the well being and happiness of your mate then?

 

[snipellis11]

Couldn't think of anything worse than sitting with them lot.

 

[BlueWeasel]

Nothing to do with caring for the well being and happiness of your mate then?

He's big and ugly enough to look after himself! If he'd have been seriously hurt then of course it would have been different but his quote went something like 'I'll take a few digs for a 2-0 at Goodison every time.' Genuinely found it hard to sympathise!

 

[Bacon On]

I sat in their end last season, disgusting and also a different atmosphere to Goodison, quite eerie actually.

 

[scratchnsurf]

We win (and probably draw (late equaliser etc.)) - you're in deep sh1t
We lose - they'll take the p*ss

Just enjoy our win in your mufti.

1. If you want to blend in go to the fancy dress store and get a Spanish Inquisition Suit, or
2. take one of those "learn Norwegian in 4 days" course - this should help:

http://www.surfacelanguages.com/language/Norwegian

3. I'd recommend you go in the club shop - don't spend any money like (why would you) - so take a top or something from home, go in the shop, get your match programme and stuff it in the club shop bag with lots of "goodies" (from home) - you'll blend in well then as a day tripper - you can bin the bag on the way home.

4. Don't forget to hum along to YAWN - correct words here:

When you stand on the Kop
Hold your kecks up high
And don't be afraid of the smell
At the end of the row is a golden shower
Where the "sweet" smell of p*ss will come through... etc. etc.

5. Some key phrases you'll need: "Dat Fellaini is sh1te", "break his legs Carra"

6. Check RAWK for the latest Sewerage chant so you can recite some of the words that you find acceptable...

7. Don't forget your mini camera or phone to keep a record of your "once in a lifetime experience" (of us actually winning there of course!)

Rep. Somebody please release the rep.