United Arab Emirates Winter sunshine break

[Charles Hawtrey]

Probably for the best Dyche isn’t around, he’d burn in the sun so badly that he would start peeling skin off the top of his head like a python

The merging the peels with his snot and eating them - very dychean!

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

That’s a keeper…….

 

[GoldenToffee]

So nice to know that there's a high probability of all of our players returning unassaulted by the manager.

 

[WA Toffee]

Oh, the UAE? A fantastic choice—if you love luxury built on the backs of exploited workers, a legal system where a social media post can land you in prison, and a government that watches you more closely than your own shadow. Enjoy the glittering skyscrapers, just don’t ask who built them. Sip a cocktail by the beach, but make sure you’re not gay, outspoken, or unlucky enough to get on the wrong side of someone with connections.

Sounds like the UK to be honest

It’s a paradise

Oh

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

Arabian Nights Hotel

(Bang, bang)

Moyes: “Who is it?”

Branthwaite: “It’s me, Jarrad. I lost my key.”

Moyes: “OK, what do you want me to do about it?”

Branthwaite: “Can you let a lad in?”

 

[14_dollars]

Is it like Giza in Egypt - £10 to go out, £100 to come back?

Graham Stuart Diamond Giza?

 

[hallamblue]

10 day gap (probably a weeks break away) - home, match setup for wolves away.
West ham at Goodison a week later. Then a two week break before the derby away. Reckon that gap between west ham on the 15th and anfield on the evening of the 2nd April might see another holiday away for a bit, especially as there should be some returns from injury in a month from now I'd expect.
Then Arsenal at Goodison three days later.

Who's dreamed this fixture schedule up? It's all over the place. And it's newcastle away last game of the season, how is Goodison going out like this? Travesty!

Bonkers considering there's just been 2 unnecessary midweek fixture rounds.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Warm weather training

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Christ! he looks like the guy you want to avoid in prison, doesn't he?

 

[allen]

Probably for the best Dyche isn’t around, he’d burn in the sun so badly that he would start peeling skin off the top of his head like a python

He’d shed has skin and a progressive, possession-based manager would slither out.

 

[Timbucktoo]

Bonkers considering there's just been 2 unnecessary midweek fixture rounds.

We`d have had a game this weekend if we had no lost in the cup, and the 2 week break for internationals would be why we had to have that Brentford game midweek. Too many meaningless international matches have to be played during the season to help get cash in for the national Football Associations to fund their high lifestyles.

 

[Yarrgh]

Oh, the UAE? A fantastic choice—if you love luxury built on the backs of exploited workers, a legal system where a social media post can land you in prison, and a government that watches you more closely than your own shadow. Enjoy the glittering skyscrapers, just don’t ask who built them. Sip a cocktail by the beach, but make sure you’re not gay, outspoken, or unlucky enough to get on the wrong side of someone with connections. It’s a paradise, as long as you remember—your rights end where their power begins. Safe travels.

You should write tourist brochures. I'm checking the easyjet site right now to see if there's any last minute flights from Speke.

 

[Yarrgh]

Warm weather training

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Are they on the grass sand yet?

 

[Joey66]

I see Davy has taken the boys away for a few days break in UAE to get some sun on their backs.
I've also taken a Winter break in Cornwall. Davy should have come down here. I'm in my shorts as it's scorching

Formby Hills if they were lucky with Catterick

 

[ToffeeScot]

Good to see some of the injured lads involved. Reckon we will have a much stronger and healthy squad vs Wolves.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Hopefully get Chermiti and Broja back soon. Did anyone re Garner on the video?