United Arab Emirates Winter sunshine break

[jinkyali]

Beto, Keane, Myko all refused photos with kopites.

 

[Cels]

Oh, the UAE? A fantastic choice—if you love luxury built on the backs of exploited workers, a legal system where a social media post can land you in prison, and a government that watches you more closely than your own shadow. Enjoy the glittering skyscrapers, just don’t ask who built them. Sip a cocktail by the beach, but make sure you’re not gay, outspoken, or unlucky enough to get on the wrong side of someone with connections. It’s a paradise, as long as you remember—your rights end where their power begins. Safe travels.

Enough with the 'Hard Sell', you had me at "if you love luxury built on the backs of exploited workers"

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[Infernus]

Warm weather training

 

[Preki]

Harrison and Alcaraz adapting already.

 

[Del-boy]

Is it like Giza in Egypt - £10 to go out, £100 to come back?

Ha no mate not as bad as that. I have heard the same about Egypt though with the camels. Only it was £10 to go up on them and £100 to get back down again.

 

[summerisle]

...and that's the latest hot release from the United Emirates Winter Sunshine Break.

 

[Bishop Thumpety-Thump]

Do they still have to share a twin room or is it all luxury suites for them these days?

 

[kent_blue]

no its dormitory bunk beds no longer top and tailed

 

[mmmmsnouts]

Probably for the best Dyche isn’t around, he’d burn in the sun so badly that he would start peeling skin off the top of his head like a python

 

[Vintage]

Waiting patiently for the club to put up camel wrestling videos instead of the boring training videos from Finch Farm. Might give some in here the hump but whatevs

 

[Vintage]

Probably for the best Dyche isn’t around, he’d burn in the sun so badly that he would start peeling skin off the top of his head like a python

In one way pitty he's not there would like to hear him answering a question regarding Chermiti or Patterson and his reply being ya he's back on the grass with the rest of the group, umm er or is it sand as he roots around for some worms for lunch

 

[cronullasharks]

Dyche would have had them in Rhyl for a few days, 6 players per caravan.

 

[Khalekan]

Beto missed the flight......

 

[Librarian]

Make them run till they puke for the gaffa
It’s science

 

[OzarkBlue]

Word has it renowned fitness consultant Don Schiss will be there to run a gaffer's day or two.