Underwhelming Everton players that you loved #2: Denis Stracqualursi

[Jozzy]

I loved Denis, his performance in that City match turned our season around.

 

[thebluefox]

scored a pen last night for san lorenzo, he was knocking fuk out the 2 center backs all night,

 

[steken1]

He acquiesced to this threat.

Your my hunting dog Tubes!!!

 

[Summerskin]

scored a pen last night for san lorenzo, he was knocking fuk out the 2 center backs all night,

Is right Straq lad.

 

[bluejock]

Get in there Prince, f*cking love these.

Write more or I'll start an argument with Tubey

 

[RFUS]

He wasn't a terrible player at all. Found with the ball at his feet he was neat and tidy.

No, he was a terrible player. Technically I mean.

Physically he was a brute but I didn't think his actual ability (or lack thereof) was up for debate.

Still, whilst I don't really want him back, he left me with some good memories and I wish him the best. It's not often you see so much raw passion out there on the pitch from a footballer.

 

[Bigmaclad]

I love these!!

Keep doing them please.

I love Straq, that performance against City had me clapping in the front room when he was brought off, sensational stuff.

 

[tsdoddy]

This is all

 

[HibboScoresWeRiot]

Saw his goal against Chelsea and had a smile on my face walking all the way home, loved his letter to Everton too!

 

[riddick]

Was a thoroughly enjoyable player to watch, just for his graft.

Kinda reminds me of Grant Holt honestly.

 

[Summerskin]

Got an idea for a new one, keep posted for the next couple days.

Thank y'all!

 

[Titus Bramble]

I love him. His performance against City last season was the individual performance of the season. Incredible.

 

[Scottish Toffee]

Got an idea for a new one, keep posted for the next couple days.

Thank y'all!

I've started wrapping my house in polythene in anticipation for the fapfest over segundo Castillo and his godly thighs

 

[Summerskin]

I've started wrapping my house in polythene in anticipation for the fapfest over segundo Castillo and his godly thighs

Haha! It'll be a much, MUCH bigger name than that, it's going to be controversial.

 

[Azzurri]

Heart of a lion.

But also unfortunately the footballing technique of a lion.