Current Affairs UK General Election July

[davek]

Just outed himself as a Kopite on Newsnight...

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

 

[davek]

Starmer in Glasgow campaigning tomorrow. He'll get a lively reaction up there over Gaza.

 

[Goat]

Starmer in Glasgow campaigning tomorrow. He'll get a lively reaction up there over Gaza.

I thought he did quite well up at Rangers myself.

 

[davek]

I thought he did quite well up at Rangers myself.

Eh?

 

[Rita_Poon]

Eh?

It's a fat former player (of ours) pun. I can't figure it out, why the barbs over Patterson and other former rangers players? (It was Gough the other day)

 

[Goat]

Eh?

I use "humour" to shield myself away from all the ills this world has to offer us David, its a coping mechanism that sometimes fails and I become acutely aware of just what a mess this human race has left this once unspoiled world of ours.

You know??


Agent Smith said it best.

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

 

[Rita_Poon]

 

[davek]

I use "humour" to shield myself away from all the ills this world has to offer us David, its a coping mechanism that sometimes fails and I become acutely aware of just what a mess this human race has left this once unspoiled world of ours.

You know??


Agent Smith said it best.

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Fastest milk cart in the west?

 

[Charro]

Is everyone ok in here?

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

 

[Eggs]

….John Redwood the latest Tory to stand down at this election.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

….John Redwood the latest Tory to stand down at this election.

There's a new role for him if they reboot the old Hammer Horror films