True facts

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Happy Birthday EFCNIK.

21.. that's a fine age to be. Go and watch The Graduate to see how best to utilize your 21st year. haha.

1) I won player of the year in my primary school.
2) I was chess champion in my primary school.
3) Life never really recovered from such highs.
4) I think eastern women are by far the bestest
5) I have dislocated my right shoulder five times.

 

[ricardobee]

1) I'm a musician but I don't listen to music much anymore
2) I won a tv talent contest back in 85 by fixing the post card vote
3) I get gout when I drink beer which is a frigging nightmare
4) sleeping and showering are my 2 favourite hobbies
5) Happy birthday EFCNIK! 21 is a fine age to be

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

1. I once met an actual real-life Nazi (no...not Ghost)

2. I have the Hoffs mobile phone number (But he never answers)

3. Following a climbing accident I cannot touch my left shoulder with my left arm - Its fecked!

4. I have 4 children and they drive me completely insane - but I love them dearly

5. I can fit a whole wagon wheel in my mouth sideways without breaking it

 

[Lynne x]

1) I am not Chico, nor is he me

2) I have sat in the dugout at Goodison

3) I have 3 kids, all are my world

4) I will be 40 next year

5) I own over 35 pairs of shoes

xx

 

[dixie1928]

1) I don't drink beer. At all.

2) I wish I was 40 next year.

3) I detest soaps.

4) And the Daily Mail / Telegraph

5) I'm fatter than Goat!

 

[peteblue]

1) I once met Jesus Christ

2) I don't have a tattoo

3) I have seen the blues win 4 league titles

4) I love life

5) I have been lucky

 

[Lao]

1. I don't drink bleach, much.

2. I wish next year was ten years away.

3. I also detest soaps, but do wash occasionally.

4. And the Sun and the Star

5. Nobody is fatter than Goat.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

The 'arl 'Boardmans' tv ad when we were kids, where everyone stampeded off the bus when the conductor announced the stop, was in fact the very bus stop that I used to disembark at when I went to Leigh.

 

[HirsuteBlue]

well every see that 'crest' it's a tw@ that's adorning it so good stuff for keeping up the tradition.

Parle vous Anglais?

 

[BlueLlama]

1 - I have been mistaken for a gay porn star in brazil by a guy who practically stalked me for an afternoon.
2 - I have taught my cat to high five.
3 - I was once detained in Isreal on suspicion of terrorism.
4 - I have been in a fight with Darren Powell and Darren Kenton in a bar in Southampton (Powell is nails).

 

[HirsuteBlue]

1 - High fived a Harlem Globetrotter before my first birthday.
2 - Can still clear 1.80 at high jump
3 - 4 times county marathin champion (Asthmatic as well!)
4 - Not as good a boxer as I think/want to be
5 - Absolutely mad for Art, Picasso to, Van gogh to, Monet to, Rembrant and travel to other countries specifically to catch their exhibitions.

 

[little curly alan ball]

1) I am not Chico, nor is he me

2) I have sat in the dugout at Goodison

3) I have 3 kids, all are my world

4) I will be 40 next year

5) I own over 35 pairs of shoes

xx

Ditto , 1 an' 2 .

I love me " kids , they're kinda , so-so on me .

Im 47 but look 10 years younger at least .

Dig shoes meself , but not 35 pairs .

Me best mate was murdered an' died in me arms .

 

[little curly alan ball]

1) I don't drink beer. At all.

2) I wish I was 40 next year.

3) I detest soaps.

4) And the Daily Mail / Telegraph

5) I'm fatter than Goat!

Me neither , lid .

Not a drop - except Bally's Funeral do', 4 bottles of wine , since 2002 .

( I have no Liver to speak of ,..)

 

[Deleted member 28206]

1) I am not Chico, nor is he me

2) I have sat in the dugout at Goodison

3) I have 3 kids, all are my world

4) I will be 40 next year

5) I own over 35 pairs of shoes

xx

i wasnt suggesting you where chico.. just the jokes you where ,apologies.

you don't look near your age by the way lynne

i don't drink beer either. always got abuse for it! nice to know other people don't dixie!

 

[little curly alan ball]

i wasnt suggesting you where chico.. just the jokes you where ,apologies.

you don't look near your age by the way lynne

i don't drink beer either. always got abuse for it! nice to know other people don't dixie!

Ahem ,...