True facts

[little curly alan ball]

1. I don't drink bleach, much.

2. I wish next year was ten years away.

3. I also detest soaps, but do wash occasionally.

4. And the Sun and the Star

5. Nobody is fatter than Goat.

Mate , I wish next Thursday was a year away .

No [Poor language removed] .

 

[Lynne x]

i wasnt suggesting you where chico.. just the jokes you where ,apologies.

you don't look near your age by the way lynne

i don't drink beer either. always got abuse for it! nice to know other people don't dixie!

Why thankyou kind sir xx

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

There was a bloke in the U.S. called Bum Farto
The Key West Bum Farto Mystery Remains Unsolved

 

[heatmeiser]

There was a bloke in the U.S. called Bum Farto
The Key West Bum Farto Mystery Remains Unsolved

Another one of those what-were-you-googling-for-originally? moments...

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Another one of those what-were-you-googling-for-originally? moments...

conch cruisers, a kind of bike, & he was the fire chief in conch apparently.

 

[HirsuteBlue]

A likely excuse.

 

[edge]

i once aged 13 refused to tell a man unt scout my details as i thought he was a nonce,
sang at erics with sham 69, white riot despite not knowing the words, it was a bit last as i had a clash t shirt on.
me and jaycee had a song sung to us by jane out of big in japan, your not human, as she stroked are skinheads.
love my kids.
hate cats and clowns and my ex wife, first two are scary, last one is a ****
was laid off a few years ago for three months by a company shrink, for being unfit to work with the public, as i was a danger to them, not very good on your cv

 

[heatmeiser]

i once aged 13 refused to tell a man unt man unt scout my details as i thought he was a nonce,
sang at erics with sham 69, white riot despite not knowing the words, it was a bit last as i had a clash t shirt on.
me and jaycee had a song sung to us by jane out of big in japan, your not human, as she stroked are skinheads.
love my kids.
hate cats and clowns and my ex wife, first two are scary, last one is a ****
was laid off a few years ago for three months by a company shrink, for being unfit to work with the public, as i was a danger to them, not very good on your cv

You win mate. Close the thread.

 

[RetroCat]

I ran over Steve Gerrard's foot with a trolley in Tesco's Crosby.

Alex was buying cook/chill lasagne.

 

[edge]

I ran over Steve Gerrard's foot with a trolley in Tesco's Crosby.

Alex was buying cook/chill lasagne.

did he leap like a starfish into the baked beans, while crying to all around that you did him on purpose?

 

[RetroCat]

did he leap like a starfish into the baked beans, while crying to all around that you did him on purpose?

lol. tbh he was dead chilled - asked me where I got my shirt from (wish I could say it had EFC all over it, but that's for the untrue facts thread). Probably mortified by her screeching ' lasagne tonight stevie?' all over the shop.

 

[edge]

lol. tbh he was dead chilled - asked me where I got my shirt from (wish I could say it had EFC all over it, but that's for the untrue facts thread). Probably mortified by her screeching ' lasagne tonight stevie?' all over the shop.

seems a decent bloke to be honest, anyone i know thats met him has siad he was ok, most that have met her say she gives good head and with a mouth that big no wonder, only messing with the last bit but with the rumours who knows

 

[Clint Planet]

1. I'm left-handed and proud of it.
2. I'd ban the National Lottery tomorrow if I could.
3. My wife is Polish but thinks and dreams in English - weird.
4. I can't whistle.
5. I love the north but don't want to live there.

 

[jamesc]

 

[jamesc]