Transfer rumour! Peter Crouch

[Matt Damon]

This kind of move would seriously cause me to rethink my support of Moyes.

Crouch is total and utter [Poor language removed]. If Everton are going to send Pienaar packing, I'd rather Moyes get what ever cash he can for him and use that in Moyes style - a couple of shrewd buys. Crouch would help Everton like a hole in the head.

Steve Round's spoken to the media and rubbished this as a non-story.

See above

 

[ChicagoToffee]

See above

It's even made the OS.

 

[TMc]

Are you being serious? I never pay paper talk any heed but this has to be one of the worst attempts at a transfer rumour I've seen.

Even some of the red top rags are running this today and it really does boggle my mind that anyone would think there's anything to it.

The mere suggestion of that deal being true is simply hysterical.

 

[chicoazul]

Can we swerve the quite apparently jarg rumours lids?

 

[TyphooToffee]

We already have the only person whose scored more headers than Crouch in Tim Cahill, so whats the point of getting him?

Because Crouch scores wherever he goes. See that goal against Young Boys tonight?

 

[Robert Jarvis]

Hat trick last night. Not bad for someone who is a giraffe, runs funny and cannot score goals.

 

[ChicagoToffee]

Can we swerve the quite apparently jarg rumours lids?

Nope. Eating them all up and spewing out even more [Poor language removed].

 

[njligernj]

Hat trick last night. Not bad for someone who is a giraffe, runs funny and cannot score goals.

Don't forget "total and utter [Poor language removed]."

Giraffe, runs funny, cannot score goals, total and utter [Poor language removed] ... hat-trick. I wish some of our strikers were as "bad" as Crouch.

 

[Allezfan]

Don't forget "total and utter [Poor language removed]."

Giraffe, runs funny, cannot score goals, total and utter [Poor language removed] ... hat-trick. I wish some of our strikers were as "bad" as Crouch.

Every dog has his day. I remember Steve Watson scoring a hat trick, once.