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If it’s so easy to sign that talent, how come your club is filled with gutless preening wastrels?

I’m sure the people running your club will suddenly figure out transfer business when they are in charge of a diminished club in a second-tier league.
Good question, finally.

We have been horrendously mismanaged - it almost seems like on purpose. Our head of football operations is a Gooner, our head of player recruitment is a guy who didn’t cut the mustard at Aston Villa - all put in place by Daniel bell Levy.

Stay up or go down - Vinai and Lange need firing out of a cannon.

Lange did a video in Feb stating how proud he was that we didn’t panic in the January market - this guy is our head of player recruitment, he was proud we sold our previous seasons top scorer and replaced him with a defensive midfield clogger - you couldn’t make it up.
 
Really, that's weird (the pen thing)
It’s because we’re crap, we’re not in the opposition box enough to be fouled for penalties - it’s the same for most clubs down there - there are no conspiracies or cartels.

Now the Ekitike goal standing against us when we had 2 identical goals disallowed is some bull schiese that PGMOL have never explained, but worse still was the penalty we conceded at Newcastle because Bentancur had the temerity to let Dan Burn headlock him
 
You all wanted AVB sacked after being bummed 5-0 at home by Liverpool and wasting the Bale money.

You all wanted Poch sacked after a nightmare start following the Champions League final bottling.

You all wanted Ange sacked for about 6 months leading up to the Europa final.

Nice attempt at hindsight though. Like I said, we weren’t born 2 hours ago so it won’t work on here sadly.
Even you don’t believe those statements Mike
 
Good question, finally.

We have been horrendously mismanaged - it almost seems like on purpose. Our head of football operations is a Gooner, our head of player recruitment is a guy who didn’t cut the mustard at Aston Villa - all put in place by Daniel bell Levy.

Stay up or go down - Vinai and Lange need firing out of a cannon.

Lange did a video in Feb stating how proud he was that we didn’t panic in the January market - this guy is our head of player recruitment, he was proud we sold our previous seasons top scorer and replaced him with a defensive midfield clogger - you couldn’t make it up.
I have no idea why you think you’d do a better job of recruitment in The Championship.

Management has proven itself incapable of running a Premier League club. It’ll only be harder to slip down a division.

I don’t see there’s any guarantee you’d bounce back quickly - and the longer you’re mired in that league, the harder it gets.

Look, I understand why you’re looking for a silver lining in relegation - but there isn’t one.
 
That didn’t answer my question. You finish 17th, you rebuild and finish… 18th?
We skipped the rebuild part, 2 loans and signing a player in Xavi that could not be less suited for Premier league football. Our other signing Kudus was injured early Jan and has not played since.

Add in we’ve not had Kulu and Maddison all season - our two best attacking players, Son left - a club legend, Romero has missed 7 games with suspension - our supposed captain.

It’s been ridiculous, but there was no rebuild, Levy once again left us a day late and a dollar short like he has done since day one
 
I have no idea why you think you’d do a better job of recruitment in The Championship.

Management has proven itself incapable of running a Premier League club. It’ll only be harder to slip down a division.

I don’t see there’s any guarantee you’d bounce back quickly - and the longer you’re mired in that league, the harder it gets.

Look, I understand why you’re looking for a silver lining in relegation - but there isn’t one.
My confidence comes from the fat we literally could not do worse - promote Doris the tea lady and we will see an improvement
 
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