Top 5 Weird S***

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Guys in tight pants with half their arse sticking out
Stupid sunglasses
Dreams about Fish Aliens trying to control your mind
Why Ross Noble isn't regarded as the funniest man on the Planet
 
When people are walking along beside you in the street and deliberately slow down or speed up so that they're exactly on your pace and just walk parallel to you looking you in the face.
 
1. People who [Poor language removed] naked
2. How people can be arsed to build things (ie cities, towns; i really don't see how people could be bothered...yes nocturnal lazy student)
3. Football attendances
4. Space
5. How computers work
 
1 - Dwarfs - They really freak me out
2 - Trainspotters
3 - Wolverines
4 - People who wash their cars on a saturday morning
5 - Baobab trees

Internet Pervs
Guys in tight pants with half their arse sticking out
Stupid sunglasses
Dreams about Fish Aliens trying to control your mind
Why Ross Noble isn't regarded as the funniest man on the Planet

1. People who [Poor language removed] naked
2. How people can be arsed to build things (ie cities, towns; i really don't see how people could be bothered...yes nocturnal lazy student)
3. Football attendances
4. Space
5. How computers work

Very, very good.
 
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