Tom Cleverley

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

Cleverley and P. Neville share the same attribute - in fact the ONLY attribute they are good at: finding space where they CAN'T influence the game.
They both find space so that the passage of play will bypass them without anyone blaming them. Cleverley will not want a pass in front of him, cannot cope with a pass in a tight scenario, cannot tackle at all, cannot head.
I see ZERO attributes that make him a premier league footballer.

Barkley and Gerri were horrendous last night, but we know they have ability. Can someone name an attribute a footballer needs that Cleverley is better than 3/10 in? Literally EVERY attribute he is 3/10 or lower. Get rid ASAP.

For the modern day footballer it is imperative they have a wife or girlfriend with a large Instagram and general Social Media following. Cleverley's Mrs definitely gets a strong 8/10 in this, which reflects favourably on him.

 

[sharkey1001]

For the modern day footballer it is imperative they have a wife or girlfriend with a large Instagram and general Social Media following. Cleverley's Mrs definitely gets a strong 8/10 in this, which reflects favourably on him.

I stand corrected! LOL

League Two footballer skills, Premier League Wife

 

[Tyarris]

A stain on the history of the club.

 

[Milk]

I stand corrected! LOL

League Two footballer skills, Premier League Wife

With two large cups ...........

 

[Toffeelover]

With two large cups ...........

He has a spreading waist line!! and no 6 pack!! Stuck with him for evermore.

 

[orly]

Reading this thread, it's like Osman never left

Maybe Cleverley will pull off a mask revealing Osman beneath it at some point and yell "It's me Orly! It was me allllllllll along!!"

More likely to be the grand Phil Neville reveal I think.

 

[orly]

Gives you all the evidence every time he plays.

LOL @ Snivelley

 

[ianefc]

Gives you all the evidence every time he plays.

LOL @ Snivelley

The worry is he was one of our better players today, at least he got about the pitch

 

[orly]

The worry is he was one of our better players today, at least he got about the pitch

He ran around.

Snivelley.

 

[ianefc]

He ran around.

Snivelley.

I know, but like I say, more that Deulofeu, Barkley and A few others, terrible day.

 

[ToffeeTim]

The best player on show.

That is the most damning indictment I've ever seen.

 

[Jozzy]

Really didn't do to bad when he was on the pitch, did more in half an hour than most players did in the whole match.

 

[hktoffee]

Better than all of his teammates today. Tell you how dire we were.

 

[Bally8]

He did ok but when Barry isn't fit we are struggling in centre mid.

 

[flibbyflob]

Did well today, no way anyone can criticise him for what he did today.