Today's football.

[ijjysmith]

Change of bodily excretions......Didn't Zidane hurl juat before taking a last minute penalty against England ? Can't remember which tournament. A terrible back-pass by St Stevie of the RS led to it

He did indeed.

 

[bluebottle]

Racist.

Only if we are discussing the Kasier Chiefs.

 

[DanEFC92]

If you get a yellow for lifting your shirt up (indecent exposure) you're almost certainly going to get a red if you have a fat dump on the pitch.

 

[chrissyjack]

If you get a yellow for lifting your shirt up (indecent exposure) you're almost certainly going to get a red if you have a fat dump on the pitch.

Joey Barton got booked for showing his backside to Everton fans. This was after the final whistle

 

[DanEFC92]

Joey Barton got booked for showing his backside to Everton fans. This was after the final whistle

If he'd have pooed a little too, i'm sure it would have been a red ha.

 

[ijjysmith]

If you get a yellow for lifting your shirt up (indecent exposure) you're almost certainly going to get a red if you have a fat dump on the pitch.

Yeah. But if you've got the squits and it happens by accident?

Where do you draw the line?

 

[chrissyjack]

Yeah. But if you've got the squits and it happens by accident?

Where do you draw the line?

This is a good point. What happens if you have a trouser-accident while coughing ?

 

[toffeejack]

I don't think he'd get sent off. I really don't.

Unless he like dropped one on a players foot on purpose ( which would be quite skilfull )

If someone just dropped one in an emergency I refuse to beleive you'd get sent off.

west brom player got sent of for spitting near walker. Suppose if he took a turd next to walker, you could hardly complain about it being a red card offence. It's definitely a fowl anyway

wheeeey

 

[toffeejack]

didn't know ronaldo was at united for 6 years, thought it was only 3

 

[Azzurri]

Lineker cacked himself at Italia 90 didn't he?

 

[toffee-fellaini]

Lineker cacked himself at Italia 90 didn't he?

yeh, then wiped it on the grass by doing a little bum shuffle

 

[chrissyjack]

Jimmy Bullard once cacked himself next to Big Dunc

 

[chrissyjack]

Has Kaka ever done it ?

 

[ijjysmith]

This is a good point. What happens if you have a trouser-accident while coughing ?

Not a red card in my book that.

 

[noharmdone]

Do white shorts effect the card shown ?