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[toffeejack]

suarez will get them out of trouble here, nailed on

 

[DanEFC92]

There's a red or two in this.

 

[tsubaki]

sterling could easily get sent off here

 

[toffee-fellaini]

I hate them so much, please oldham

 

[JamesEFC]

Disgraceful, Skrtel the horrible eastern european crack addict

 

[chrissyjack]

Just seen the keeper-ball incident. How come only the Oldham player got booked ? Perfectly entitled to go for it

 

[Kurt.]

"Sterling runs like he's being chased by a ghost on Scooby Doo"

Best thing I've ever read on Twitter.

ha ha gonna steal that

 

[hktoffee]

A team full of asshole. RS supporters have the same quality.

 

[Joao Moutinho]

on a serious note; how many hookers do you think skrtel has murdered?

 

[Millea]

Quality dummy from Baxter there

 

[bluemeanie]

This is brilliant- they're all over the place but, yeah, Suarez will save the day unfortunately.

 

[TyphooToffee]

What's David Schwimmer doing playing in goal? Haven't they got enough comedians in the side as it is?

 

[tsubaki]

on a serious note; how many hookers do you think skrtel has murdered?

I think you'll find the term is "cleansed".

 

[toffee-fellaini]

Baxter will score an OG late on

 

[bluebottle]

on a serious note; how many hookers do you think skrtel has murdered?

At least a lorry full.