Today's football.

[ToffeeDan]

he has allowed me to call a bloke with the same name at work coha-tez though, which is amusing to me

Looking like Cot-wat-ez right there.

 

[DanEFC92]

Sterling is a dirty tosser. Hate the lid.

 

[TyphooToffee]

thats the plan, though if this result stays as it is there will be a nationwide ten minutes of mirth which will might delay things

 

[JamesEFC]

Sterling is a dirty tosser. Hate the lid.

This, little cocky bell

 

[Millea]

Hate Sterling the dirty little ****

Koff Liverpool tho ahaha

 

[tsubaki]

someone behead skrtel please

how the **** didnt jones or skrtel get booked?

 

[bluebottle]

This couldn't be more perfect so far.

 

[quasi modo]

Skrtel the tosser, he had the right to go for that ball.

 

[DanEFC92]

God, team full of absolute [Poor language removed]!!

 

[quasi modo]

Why weren't any of them booked?

 

[Brennan]

How did Jones not get a yellow there, he was all over the lad ffs

 

[toffeejack]

thats ****ing shocking from the ref. bet he would have done nothing if mongoloid hadn't have made a fuss. had every right to go for that ball

 

[TheBlueGibbon]

How did Jones and Skrtel not get at least booked for that reaction?

 

[bluejock]

"Sterling runs like he's being chased by a ghost on Scooby Doo"

Best thing I've ever read on Twitter.

 

[Millea]

I couldn't be a footballer me if all the handbags came out because I'd end up right hooking Skrtel the grim reaper double act.