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Allezfan said:
That's sensible though isn't it?

The quality of your bird and the quality of your brother's bird are too different things.

Having a good bird yourself is great obviously. But that doesn't stop me not wanting my rival's (brother doesn't really work as I actually like my sibling and I hate the rs) to not have a godo bird as well.

My list of preferences is as fallows.

Everton Happy, Liverpool Sad.
Everton Happy, Liverpool Happy.
Everton Sad, Liverpool Sad.
Everton Sad, Liverpool happy.

The first scenario is better than the second scenario. Though admittedly both are better than the third and fourth scenarios.
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Liverpool are our younger brother. They're annoying, they're somehow more popular than us, they don't show us any respect, they don't admit when they've done wrong, yet our families are neutral towards both of us, as you know...we're siblings.

My preferences are:

Everton Happy, Liverpool don't care.
Everton Happy, Liverpool don't care.
Everton Sad, Liverpool Sad.
Everton Sad, Liverpool don't care.


I don't even register when they're happy. Their ultra-spawny Champs League win was quickly dismissed in my daily musings about life, the universe and everyfing.


But (and it's a big-ass butt) I don't live in Liverpool itself, so can only offer my sympathies for yous who have to deal with the fall-out locally.
 
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god i hate gerrard the fake [Poor language removed], love to see him give a pen last minute to chelsea, love it even more to see him cost them the league on the last day....
 
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