Today's football.

[Big Fat Sam]

Salah has just missed an open goal for Chelsea.

 

[toffeejack]

I have a brain, I don't need to watch them to know that there 92 goals scored have all not come from errors or gifts

i've not seen one person say every of the 92 have been that way, people are saying it seems like the majority of them are like that. tbf, they're right.

i mean this is the nicest sense del, you don't watch them and you ignore anything media related being said about them, but you're in here nearly every game they play commenting on them, doesn't that sort of defeat the whole purpose of what you're doing.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I could pretend otherwise but I have huge feeling of dread with each step they take towards winning the league. I sincerely wish I could switch off or act not arsed but I can't. They MUST be stopped at all costs.

I can just about handle my kopite mates and family who will make the month of May miserable if they do, but I can't handle their own of town whoppers striding round in replica stuff for the summer. It puts me at risk of breaking the law.

Oh, it'll suck

It'll be awful

But, if we get 4th or even 3rd, it'll soften the blow somewhat

Try and focus on the positives

If we finish 5th and they win the league though, I honestly don't know what I'll do. I just couldn't face it

 

[Librarian]

right, i'm gonna go all out with the girlfriend analogy:


your sexier funkier younger brother always seems to get fitter birds than you. One night, you manage to pull a European stunner, proper cultured, teaching you all kinds of naughty things. You're in love! But in the corner of your eye you notice your brother pull the cream of all the talent. Your focus is now on your brother, and you become bitter.

When your friends tell you that you've got a gorgeous bird yourself, one of a quality you haven't had in many beards, you starkly tell them "i don't give a frak if my bird is this one or some fat bird from the dregs, it doesn't make a jot of difference to how I feel about my kid brother pulling this supermodel!"


Hope that helps xx

Giggsie?

 

[chicoazul]

Oh, it'll suck

It'll be awful

But, if we get 4th or even 3rd, it'll soften the blow somewhat

Try and focus on the positives

If we finish 5th and they win the league though, I honestly don't know what I'll do. I just couldn't face it

I'm awarding you the job of my personal therapist Mikey if they do. Prepare.

 

[Del]

i've not seen one person say every of the 92 have been that way, people are saying it seems like the majority of them are like that. tbf, they're right.

i mean this is the nicest sense del, you don't watch them and you ignore anything media related being said about them, but you're in here nearly every game they play commenting on them, doesn't that sort of defeat the whole purpose of what you're doing.

I talk about them with Blues on here, I just avoid the games/highlights/papers etc so no it does not defeat any purpose

 

[DanEFC92]

I want us to win all our remaning our games and finish 4th.

I also want chelsea to win all their remaining games so Liverpool finish 2nd.

If either of those things don't happen I will be less happy than if both did, if neither of those things happen I will be even less happy than that.

What I don't get is that we're not playing chelsea so those two desires aren't in competition at all. You trying to make out that wanting chelsea to win is the same as wanting everton to lose when we're not playing them is just weird.

How am I trying to make that out? Completely fabricated by yourself, that.

 

[Walken]

I could pretend otherwise but I have huge feeling of dread with each step they take towards winning the league. I sincerely wish I could switch off or act not arsed but I can't. They MUST be stopped at all costs.

I can just about handle my kopite mates and family who will make the month of May miserable if they do, but I can't handle their own of town whoppers striding round in replica stuff for the summer. It puts me at risk of breaking the law.

sums up the exact feeling of every blue in merseyside, its the homs who post on bbc live feed and the rodgers himself who will make it so hard to bear

 

[bluenorthwarrior]

Just looked at fixtures, I reckon it's going to finish:

RS
Chelsea
Everton
City

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Just happy I am nowhere near Merseyside at times like this.

 

[chicoazul]

OK so change of plan. Beating City is now back on.

 

[Del]

They didnt even have a sniff this Summer.

They dont want him, hes damaged goods, he would harm their marketing.

They didn't "sniff" because Bale was there only target

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I'm awarding you the job of my personal therapist Mikey if they do. Prepare.

If you're prepared to trust your mental sanity to a man as mentally broken as myself, you've already lost your mind

We can meet up and get absolutely ruined on booze though

Only a temporary measure like, but it would help for an hour or so

 

[toffee matt]

Just happy I am nowhere near Merseyside at times like this.

I'm not leaving my house intill next Sunday

 

[Allezfan]

right, i'm gonna go all out with the girlfriend analogy:


your sexier funkier younger brother always seems to get fitter birds than you. One night, you manage to pull a European stunner, proper cultured, teaching you all kinds of naughty things. You're in love! But in the corner of your eye you notice your brother pull the cream of all the talent. Your focus is now on your brother, and you become bitter.

When your friends tell you that you've got a gorgeous bird yourself, one of a quality you haven't had in many beards, you starkly tell them "i don't give a frak if my bird is this one or some fat bird from the dregs, it doesn't make a jot of difference to how I feel about my kid brother pulling this supermodel!"


Hope that helps xx

That's sensible though isn't it?

The quality of your bird and the quality of your brother's bird are two different things.

Having an attractive lover yourself is great obviously. But that doesn't stop me not wanting my rival's (brother doesn't really work as I actually like my sibling and I hate the rs) to not have one as well.

My list of preferences is as follows.

Everton Happy, Liverpool Sad.
Everton Happy, Liverpool Happy.
Everton Sad, Liverpool Sad.
Everton Sad, Liverpool happy.

The first scenario is better than the second scenario. Though admittedly both are better than the third and fourth scenarios.