Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
You and anyone who likes your post are the type of blue who are against Liverpool more than you support Everton. You define your Evertoniasm by your hate of Liverpool FC.
Sorry if that comes across as brutal. Maybe it's what you need. Or maybe not. Maybe you enjoy supporting your club this way.
In the real world, normal peace-loving Evertonians would love to qualify for Europe again. It would mean progress, and it would mean creating more cherished memories (like Arteta vs Fiorentina).
That's what following our club is about for most of us.
What do you think gives you the right to pontificate about "what sort of Blue" I am?
For the record, I'm a match going Blue, who's been going to the Old Lady for over 30 years. I grew up in the era when the RS were winning everything in sight, and we were nowhere. The nearest we came to a pot in my child hood was when Villa did us in the Mickey Mouse in '77.
So I grew up, surrounded by kopites rubbing Blue noses in it, at every opportunity, but even then we still had class. My old fella took me down to see their victory parade when they brought home the European cup, as he said it was great for the City. Only for us to witness 'Crazy Horse' starting the 'Everton are tragic' chant, to once again show their 'class'
Then came the 'glory years' of the mid 80's when for a few fantastic years we could genuinely stand toe to toe with them and beat them to the League title. Only to see them produce a European ban at the point when we stood on the edge of becoming a genuine European force. We then slowly but surely fell apart in the wake of that ban, as our best players and manager, wanted to test themselves at the highest level. I'm not ashamed to admit that I never have and never will forgive them for providing the catalyst for that downward spiral, as after many years of listening to their gloating, they smashed our progress to pieces without kicking a ball.
So when it comes to seeing that shower lifting the League title, I'd rather anyone did ahead of them, anyone. That's what type of Blue I am lad, so you can kindly poke your patronising tripe up your hairy hoop.