Today's Football 2018-19 Season

[bol-uk]

Wolves will whip Newcastle.

They better had, my fantasy team depends on it

 

[deipnosophist]

Wolves will whip Newcastle.

Wolves are out of sight of us so we want them to win. I see us only getting 1 more point this season ( a home draw vs Burnley), so we don't want teams like Cardiff* and Newcastle* gaining points on us.

*sadly, Cardiff and Newcastle are guaranteed 3 points from their game vs us.

 

[deipnosophist]

Just watching these two teams: when they throw the ball in, they retain possession. Has anyone else noticed that when Everton has a throw in, 90% of the time we lose possession...what's that about?...it's been the same for years!

 

[maccavennie]

Just watching these two teams: when they throw the ball in, they retain possession. Has anyone else noticed that when Everton has a throw in, 90% of the time we lose possession...what's that about?...it's been the same for years!

You are correct, it's something I've noticed for many many years. From Hibbert and Neville just aimlessly throwing it as far as they can down the line, to being unable to do a simple 4yard throw in pass to a team mate, we are simply one of the worst at all kinds of set pieces.

Throw ins : crap
Free kicks for : crap
Corners for : crap
Free kicks against : crappest
Corners against : even crappier than the crappest

Apparently we have a few kick specialist for this kind of thing but the poor fella is like a moth to a flame ( the flame either being the first man at a corner or that big wall 10 yards in front of him that seems to be invisible to him )

 

[deipnosophist]

You are correct, it's something I've noticed for many many years. From Hibbert and Neville just aimlessly throwing it as far as they can down the line, to being unable to do a simple 4yard throw in pass to a team mate, we are simply one of the worst at all kinds of set pieces.

Throw ins : crap
Free kicks for : crap
Corners for : crap
Free kicks against : crappest
Contents against : even crappier than the crappest

In short : we're pretty useless at this togger lark
Everton really is a basket case lol

 

[maccavennie]

In short : we're pretty useless at this togger lark
Everton really is a basket case lol

I feel sorry for all you good folk from lands far far away getting up at all hours to watch the opposite of football.

 

[deipnosophist]

I feel sorry for all you good folk from lands far far away getting up at all hours to watch the opposite of football.

...it helps that I'm a masochistic insomniac lol

 

[49ers]

Miguel Almiron will be checking the contract to see if the ink is dry yet at half time.
Fat Rafafor a Spanish manager can bore the boobies off you

 

[4737carlin]

Need Wolves to do us a favour here

 

[Ring master]

Surprise,the toon lead,thought it hit side netting at 1st

 

[Karbutar]

When did Wolves sign Tim Howard?

 

[4737carlin]

Ffs

 

[deipnosophist]

Miguel Almiron will be checking the contract to see if the ink is dry yet at half time.
Fat Rafafor a Spanish manager can bore the boobies off you

Due to very popular demand on here, I'm shortly to release a paper on dealing with man-boobs

 

[TheBigIguana]

Newcastle have been quite good here

 

[deipnosophist]

The Geordies will be breathing down our necks soon. Sadly, our team of jellyfish (the blue bottlers) will feel that pressure... and totally fold...