Three Boss Things Two Gash Things

chicoazul · February 13, 2009

Boss Things:

1 - Falling asleep on the couch, telly still on.

2 - Onions.

3 - Clear nights, loads of stars out.

Gash Things:

1 - Food stuck between your teeth that you cant get out.

2 - Dog farts.

Goat · February 13, 2009

Boss :

1. Chicks
2. Everton winning lots
3. Breakfast binlids

Gash :

1. Smelly 1s
2. Huge 1s

McBain · February 13, 2009

BOSS
1. Krystal Forscutt moisturising her legs while bending over infront of you

2. A Bill's coffee

3. Nike Air Max

GASH
1. Radio DJ's not back announcing awesome new tracks you hear on the radio, so you dont know what the songs called.

2. This seasons football boot range.

little curly alan ball · February 13, 2009

Bally .
The Summer
The flat stomach of young ladies , circa , 19/24 .

Hospitals ( Though they have their good points , they scare the shabs out of me )
ALL ITV ( and BBC ) "Reality-Shows" . All of them .

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · February 13, 2009

BOSS :

Reidettes

clear sunny days

trips to wembley

GASH :

cold callers

school holiday permission request slips

bobbyrob · February 14, 2009

Good ones
1. English breakfast at anytime
2. Cadburys chocolate
3. The Blues on foxtel sports saturday night

Baddies
1.The wife Farting in bed
2.The wife Farting out of bed

heatmeiser · February 14, 2009

chicoazul said:
Boss Things:

1 - Falling asleep on the couch, telly still on.

2 - Onions.

3 - Clear nights, loads of stars out.

Gash Things:

1 - Food stuck between your teeth that you cant get out.

2 - Dog farts.

The single greatest pleasure in a man's life.

In fact the only one of these I would change is the dog farts one, they don't really bother me.

I'd go for 'People calling all-in preflop with K7 off suit and then spiking a ******* 7 on the river'.

Or something like that.

Scottoffee · February 14, 2009

Boss;

1. Pizza - w or w/o pineapple or anything else, simply the greatest way to eat anything that you feel like.
2. 1st coffee of the morning.
3. The girlfriend/missus/random getting unspeakably freaky and doing things that'd make Ron Jeremy blush.

Gash;

1. PMS
2. 13 year olds having kids.

Jamo Martinez · February 14, 2009

Angels
1. Chocolate
2. guitars
3. Late winners

Devils
1. Late losers
2. The cold. This does have benefits as the wife wants to get real close in bed to warm up.

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · February 14, 2009

a chicks boss things....in hd
YouTube - I like, I like, I like

teppic · February 14, 2009

boss

getting the feeling the wrapped prezzie under the tree is what you asked for~!
beer gardens on a summers day with loads of birds in skimpy clothing
everton being first on motd after we have won

gash

hangovers when you couldnt be arsed to drink anyways
waiting for a bus in the rain