little curly alan ball
Player Valuation: £70m
I know he's a Chelsea England Club Paid Up Member , but , that aside , he is the most intelligent Footballer of the modern era , was brought up properly , even behaved with dignity through a rather messy divorce . plus , he's fukn Mustard for Chelsea , an' the Chicks have him all day . Plus , his behaviour at the Boleyn has been exemplary .
DK will probably accuse me of betraying my roots - again , but , I honest to God think he's alright , me .
There . I've said it .
DK will probably accuse me of betraying my roots - again , but , I honest to God think he's alright , me .
There . I've said it .