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He played nicely

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Stranger: hi
You: hi there
You: how are u
Stranger: whats up my friend
Stranger: i am ok
You: Im fine amigo, you
Stranger: a bit tired of the day
You: wow, hard day yeah
You: do you have a horse?
Stranger: not really
Stranger: a horse?
Stranger: i was just cycling
You: yeah big thing, 4 legs, goes neigh a lot
Stranger: i know what a horse is :D
You: do you have one ffs
Stranger: i just wondered about the question
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i live in a city
You: cool, neither do I , we have so much in common
Stranger: and i cannot ride a horse either
Stranger: lol
You: you can have horse in a city
You: dont let the man tell you otherwise
You: is that why you havent got one, oppression
You: fcuk the system man
Stranger: well i never wanted a horse
Stranger: i had a lot of other pets
Stranger: hamsters, mice
You: wow again ... me neither .... i hate the fcukers
Stranger: guinea pigs, gerbils
Stranger: cats
Stranger: but now i only have fish tanks
You: empty ones
You: thats wierd if you do lid
Stranger: u r weird
You: Do you like shelves
Stranger: what u mean with se´helves
Stranger: like cupboards
You: Shelves, things that go on the wall and you store stuff on them, you're a bit slow on the uptake lid
You: Books and that lid
Stranger: to be h0nest
You: yeah,
Stranger: i never really thought about them
You: ooohhhh
You: really
You: thats sad
Stranger: they are useful
You: you betcha
You: now that you've thought, what do you reckon
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Stranger: hi how are u

Stranger: im 28 male from ireland

You: potatoe

Stranger: at least if ur going to abuse me get the right spelling

You: potatoe

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RAH HAHAHAHA too much fun :D


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Stranger: hi

You: knock knock fool

Stranger: who's there?

You: disco

Stranger: disco's dead

Stranger: but for the sake of the joke: disco who?

You: disconnected!

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eazygo said:
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Stranger: hi how are u

Stranger: im 28 male from ireland

You: potatoe

Stranger: at least if ur going to abuse me get the right spelling

You: potatoe

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:lol:
In tears here lid.
 
I once had a great chat with a guy from Texas. It was actually interesting! I want to find him again :(
 

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Stranger: *finish the lyrics* Make it count, play it straight, don’t look back don’t hesitate, when you go…

You: for a sh!t

Stranger: fcuk you

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You: privet
Stranger: huh?
You: means hi in russian
Stranger: hi
You: sup?
Stranger: hi
You: You already said that
Stranger: oh
You: sup?
Stranger: heloo
Stranger: hello
You: You sure like greeting people, anything more to say?
Stranger: u keep saying sup
You: I'm asking you what is up, it's a common term
Stranger: here its normally said to say hey
You: Where is here?
Stranger: new zealand
You: Oh cool, are you a mauri?
Stranger: its maori
You: I apologise for offending your culture
You: Are you a maori?
Stranger: yes
You: Do you know Daniel Vettori
You: I know he's not a maori but still there's only like 12 people there right?
Stranger: there is more than 12
You: Oh yeah Rugby teams do require at lest 15 players I guess, 27?
You: Is that the population?
Stranger: no
You: Are you Jonah Lumu?
Stranger: no u homo u can rot in hell
You: Why the anger bro, ever seen Flight of the Conchords perform?
Stranger: yes have
Stranger: i have
You: Awesome! Are you Vijay Singh?

I wonder if the poor lad really was a maori.
 
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Stranger: 22 m here

You: You on GOT?

Stranger: i m male

You: Ok, Are you an Everton Fan?7

Stranger: r u female?

You: No

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You: why are you here
Stranger: because I want to talk, why? Do you think I shouldn't be here?
You: I belive you should be wherever you are comfortable
Stranger: I'm kind of new to this site, so it's kind of fun to talk to random people, except when you have to filter through all those creepy guys who just want cyber sex
You: cyber sex?
Stranger: yes, haven't you encountered one of those people here yet?
You: nope not yet
Stranger: Really?! You are lucky, just about every third person I speak to here is just interested in that
You: thats terrible
Stranger: I know
You: people are so shallow
You: In all seriousness though.....
You: Any chance of a hand job?
Stranger: what?!
You: My hand hurts
Stranger: Why does your hand hurt?
You: no idea
Stranger: so what do you want to talk about?
You: I mean I bashed one out earlier so I guess I could have pulled something?
Stranger: who did you bash?
You: An angry looking thing with a purple head
You: destroyed it
Stranger: where were they?
You: just hanging around
You: been hanging around for some time, i find if I give it a good beating it tends to calm the situation temporarily
Stranger: are you trying to suggest something sexual?
You: not for one second, how dare you!!


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efc82 said:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: why are you here
Stranger: because I want to talk, why? Do you think I shouldn't be here?
You: I belive you should be wherever you are comfortable
Stranger: I'm kind of new to this site, so it's kind of fun to talk to random people, except when you have to filter through all those creepy guys who just want cyber sex
You: cyber sex?
Stranger: yes, haven't you encountered one of those people here yet?
You: nope not yet
Stranger: Really?! You are lucky, just about every third person I speak to here is just interested in that
You: thats terrible
Stranger: I know
You: people are so shallow
You: In all seriousness though.....
You: Any chance of a hand job?
Stranger: what?!
You: My hand hurts
Stranger: Why does your hand hurt?
You: no idea
Stranger: so what do you want to talk about?
You: I mean I bashed one out earlier so I guess I could have pulled something?
Stranger: who did you bash?
You: An angry looking thing with a purple head
You: destroyed it
Stranger: where were they?
You: just hanging around
You: been hanging around for some time, i find if I give it a good beating it tends to calm the situation temporarily
Stranger: are you trying to suggest something sexual?
You: not for one second, how dare you!!


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Hahahahahaha.
 
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You: Alright lid?
Stranger: party rock
You: Absolutely
Stranger: :)
You: :________]
Stranger: hahaha cool
You: Yes man.
Stranger: lol no sir
Stranger: im a woman
You: NO MAN NO MAN NO MAN.
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You: Hey

Stranger: hi asl??

You: I don't do abbreviations. Expand?

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You: Hi

Stranger: hii

You: How's it goin?

Stranger: go

Stranger: suck

Stranger: your dick

You: If I could I wouldn't be on here now would I?

Stranger: desperate ****er

Stranger: go get a girlfriend

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You: I like you

You: Can we be friends?

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: sure

Stranger: ;)

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You: I don't like cats

Stranger: my vagina ?

You: You have a cat in your vagina?

Stranger: your not funny

Stranger: your just annoying

Stranger: and i dont even know you

Stranger: feel sorry for your friends

Stranger: if you have any

Stranger: CHANGE YOUR LIFE

Stranger: DIRTY ****ER

Stranger: i bet your some gay boy

You: All my friends tell my I am hilarious? They might be lying. I am very clean, I had a bath only last week.

You: That's Mr Gayboy to you friend.
 

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