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Stranger: hi, 17 m belgium here, wbu?

You: Alrite lad

You: Dya like Felliani lad?

Stranger: yes

You: he's boss isnt he?

Stranger: kompany is more boss

You: Kompany has got a fat light bulb head lad

Stranger: but he s still great
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hii:)
You: Hey!
Stranger: Asl
You: You first
Stranger: 16 m USA
Stranger: MYou?
You: 17 f France
You: Wanna see my baps? ;)
Stranger: Kik?
Stranger: Baps?
You: You know, my large, round baps
You: They're delcious
Stranger: Boobs?
You: Maybe ;)
Stranger: You got a kik
You: You wanna kik with me eh?
Stranger: Ya
You: INFRACTION FOR OFF TOPIC
Stranger: Thats your username
You: Yeah totally
Stranger: Ok
You: Add me up and I'll show you some delicious pics
Stranger: Ok
You: INFRACTION FOR FOOF PICTURE
You: 30 points!
Stranger: my username is mountainking11
Stranger: Add me
You: I don't think micknick will be happy when he sees this
Stranger: What's your username
You: INFRACTION FOR ABUSIVE BEHAVIOUR
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: hello


You: hi.


Stranger: how are you?


You: i'm good you?


Stranger: i'm very well, thank you


Stranger: it is a quiet, pleasant afternoon


You: it certainly is, where you from?


Stranger: usa


Stranger: and yourself?


You: the uk.


Stranger: ah....across the sea!


You: male or female?


You: yep.


Stranger: male


You: female.


You: do you know EFCNIK?


Stranger: well, it is a pleasure to meet you, fair lady


Stranger: i do not know EFCNIK


You: bluejock?


Stranger: hmm


Stranger: perhaps i have been living under a rock


You: yes, do you post on GOT?


Stranger: haha....


Stranger: do you?


You: yes.


You: favorite flavour of pot noddle?
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I thought everyone knew bluejock.
 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hii m or f

You: Female

Stranger: Hii

Stranger: Im m

You: Hey

Stranger: Ag

Stranger: Age

You: Wow, nice to meet you m

You: Im 21

You: Wanna see my baps?

Stranger: Yess Shure do you have kik

You: I'll send you a pic on here it's better ;)

You: http://www.flickr.com/photos/nicisme/1917443677/

Stranger: But I can't see the pic that's why

Stranger: ??

You: Just copy and paste the link, you won't want to miss it

Stranger: I can't I'm on iPhone

You: Oh well I guess you'll miss out ;)

Stranger: We can't just go on kik

Stranger: :(

You: WHY THE [Poor language removed] DID YOU JUST NEG REP ME LAD

Stranger: What

You: AND AGAIN MAN, IM REPORTING YOU TO MUGGINS FFS
 
It's a bit long winded and won't pull down any trees but I admired his ignorance of my nazi rat.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Alright lad/.

Stranger: hello

You: How are you?

Stranger: good

You: Fuming here.

Stranger: male or female

You: Female lad.

Stranger: how old may i ask

You: You may ask like.

You: Nineteen and a half.

You: It's just a number though lol lol

Stranger: nice im 20 and three courters

You: Where you from lad?

You: MEIN RAT.

Stranger: boise id

You: Is that in the states?

You: Nice! lol

Stranger: yes were u from

You: Bootle, lad.

Stranger: cool cool

You: You male mate?

Stranger: yep

You: ICH EIN CARNAVORE.

You: Cool. What you like doing?

Stranger: i skate board and make and direct movies

You: Really?!

You: WOW that sounds SO cool.

Stranger: yep yep

You: What type of movies do you make if you don't mind me asking?

Stranger: horror and comedy sometimes romancebut rarely

You: I don't want to be a stalker and ask to see them. Were strangers right?! lol!

You: How many have you made?

Stranger: 6

You: Do you put them on youtube and stuff or sell them to the people?

Stranger: yes i do

You: You must love what you do.

Stranger: ya sometimes its hard

You: DASCH RAT EICH HUNGRY.

You: What the movies lol?

Stranger: ummm assasian in the dark love is one of my comedys

You: What type of genre is it?

Stranger: comedy fantasy

You: NEIN WANTEN MEIN RATTEN?

You: Right ok.

You: You get paid for these?

You: I'd love to do that.

You: Love to.

You: I can just about work my old Nokia though lolz.

Stranger: ya not a lot but its fun

You: If you love what you do then you'll never work another day for the rest of your life.

You: My uncle Purple always told me dat.

Stranger: cool sounds like a wiseguy

You: DASCH RAT IS DRIPPZEN ISCH LIKEN YAH?

You: He was. Always working out.

Stranger: y body buider or just likes to

You: Good with the young lads in the neighbourhood.

You: Bit of both.

Stranger: ya

You: Liked working out.

Stranger: cool

You: Liked pushing the boundaries for boys.

You: A respected local figure. No steds like.

Stranger: he he he cool

You: Thank you. Good guy.

You: TAKEN MEIN RAT TAKEN MEIN RAT NOW. BLITZKREIG MEIN RAT. ISCH AM POLAND. ISCH AN HOLLAND.

Stranger: ya sounds like you r nice may i ask ur name not to be actig like a stalker

You: Sure lol!

Stranger: my name is sky

You: Danny

Stranger: nice name

You: Hi Sky!

Stranger: hi danny

You: What a cool name!

Stranger: thankyou

You: Do you still skateboard much ARG DASCH RAT.

Stranger: ya maybe twie a wee

You: Sky you'll have to excuse me but I'm suffering a bit here with my rat.

Stranger: kk

You: I think I must leave as it;s out of control.

You: TAKEN MEIN SKY DESTROYZ MEIN RAT.

You: So sorry Sky.

You: Cool to chat.

Stranger: ok have an email

You: Best wishes with your project WHY NOT WANTEN MEINZEN RAT SKY WHY?

You: Christ. Stop this.

You: COMEN ZE HERIN AND ATTACK MEIN RAT SKY.

You: Bye Sky and apologies.

You: You're a good guy.

Stranger: my number is473 9528 give me a buzz

You: NEIN NEIN FINISH ME.

You: YOU FEARZEN ME SKY? DASCH NO MAN ENOUGH SKY? HURT ME SKY! HURT ME LIKE IM WARSAW.

You: Bye Sky and so sorry xxxxxx
 
chicoazul said:
It's a bit long winded and won't pull down any trees but I admired his ignorance of my nazi rat.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Alright lad/.

Stranger: hello

You: How are you?

Stranger: good

You: Fuming here.

Stranger: male or female

You: Female lad.

Stranger: how old may i ask

You: You may ask like.

You: Nineteen and a half.

You: It's just a number though lol lol

Stranger: nice im 20 and three courters

You: Where you from lad?

You: MEIN RAT.

Stranger: boise id

You: Is that in the states?

You: Nice! lol

Stranger: yes were u from

You: Bootle, lad.

Stranger: cool cool

You: You male mate?

Stranger: yep

You: ICH EIN CARNAVORE.

You: Cool. What you like doing?

Stranger: i skate board and make and direct movies

You: Really?!

You: WOW that sounds SO cool.

Stranger: yep yep

You: What type of movies do you make if you don't mind me asking?

Stranger: horror and comedy sometimes romancebut rarely

You: I don't want to be a stalker and ask to see them. Were strangers right?! lol!

You: How many have you made?

Stranger: 6

You: Do you put them on youtube and stuff or sell them to the people?

Stranger: yes i do

You: You must love what you do.

Stranger: ya sometimes its hard

You: DASCH RAT EICH HUNGRY.

You: What the movies lol?

Stranger: ummm assasian in the dark love is one of my comedys

You: What type of genre is it?

Stranger: comedy fantasy

You: NEIN WANTEN MEIN RATTEN?

You: Right ok.

You: You get paid for these?

You: I'd love to do that.

You: Love to.

You: I can just about work my old Nokia though lolz.

Stranger: ya not a lot but its fun

You: If you love what you do then you'll never work another day for the rest of your life.

You: My uncle Purple always told me dat.

Stranger: cool sounds like a wiseguy

You: DASCH RAT IS DRIPPZEN ISCH LIKEN YAH?

You: He was. Always working out.

Stranger: y body buider or just likes to

You: Good with the young lads in the neighbourhood.

You: Bit of both.

Stranger: ya

You: Liked working out.

Stranger: cool

You: Liked pushing the boundaries for boys.

You: A respected local figure. No steds like.

Stranger: he he he cool

You: Thank you. Good guy.

You: TAKEN MEIN RAT TAKEN MEIN RAT NOW. BLITZKREIG MEIN RAT. ISCH AM POLAND. ISCH AN HOLLAND.

Stranger: ya sounds like you r nice may i ask ur name not to be actig like a stalker

You: Sure lol!

Stranger: my name is sky

You: Danny

Stranger: nice name

You: Hi Sky!

Stranger: hi danny

You: What a cool name!

Stranger: thankyou

You: Do you still skateboard much ARG DASCH RAT.

Stranger: ya maybe twie a wee

You: Sky you'll have to excuse me but I'm suffering a bit here with my rat.

Stranger: kk

You: I think I must leave as it;s out of control.

You: TAKEN MEIN SKY DESTROYZ MEIN RAT.

You: So sorry Sky.

You: Cool to chat.

Stranger: ok have an email

You: Best wishes with your project WHY NOT WANTEN MEINZEN RAT SKY WHY?

You: Christ. Stop this.

You: COMEN ZE HERIN AND ATTACK MEIN RAT SKY.

You: Bye Sky and apologies.

You: You're a good guy.

Stranger: my number is473 9528 give me a buzz

You: NEIN NEIN FINISH ME.

You: YOU FEARZEN ME SKY? DASCH NO MAN ENOUGH SKY? HURT ME SKY! HURT ME LIKE IM WARSAW.

You: Bye Sky and so sorry xxxxxx
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Hahahahaha oh my god. The first time I've ever cried at a GOT post.
 
chicoazul said:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: m 27 canada u?
You: f 19 US hi!
Stranger: nice
Stranger: welcome
You: your meant to say hi first! lol!
Stranger: sorry
You: its ok.
Stranger: because a lot of people ask me asl all time
You: where in canada?
You: MY RAT
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Quebec
Stranger: and you
You: Montreal? beautiful city.
Stranger: yes
You: I got a piercing there!
Stranger: i visted it last week
Stranger: waww
Stranger: did u visit it?
You: yes twice.
You: I love it.
You: MY RAT IS RAVENOUS.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: yes its a beautoful city
You: Newtown bar on the corner.
You: great party.
Stranger: yesss
Stranger: st catherine
Stranger: its a good place
You: st catherine street is a crazy place.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: whiche city do u live
You: IVE GOT MY RAT OUT FFS.
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: which city
Stranger: do u live?
You: Detroit lad
Stranger: ahh nice
You: Its cool.
Stranger: i hope one day visit new york
Stranger: yes
You: My pop lives there.
You: MY RAT IT PULSES LIKE A STRONG HEART
Stranger: waww good
You: You been?
Stranger: i must learn english
Stranger: because here we talk french
Stranger: all time
You: your english is super, its hot how you speak English
Stranger: ohhh thank you
Stranger: you are nice
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: Destiny x
You: An ur
Stranger: nice to meet u Destiny x
Stranger: Tafik
You: Thats a nice name, is it french?
You: MY RAT IS DRIPPING.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: can we chang contact?
Stranger: its better to talk here
You: I think so.
You: DOUZ YOU LIKE MY RAT LAD?
Stranger: if you want
Stranger: messenger skype..i dont know what u have
You: TELL ME YOU WANT MY RAT.
Stranger: Facebook
Stranger: Facebook pleas now.
You: Im sorry i get these urges x
Stranger: no it's ok.
You: MY RAT WANTS FEEDING FFS.
You: hold on one moment.
Stranger: cool
You: add me facebook?
Stranger: lets chat
Stranger: sure what your name
You: Destiny McLuvsTheCock
Stranger: your facebook
You: yes that's it add me.
Stranger: you sure lol
You: you scared? im dripping.
You: SACRE BLEU MY RAT IS STARVING.
Stranger: I can find you.
You: This is an official FBI notice. You have contravened US Penal Code 1384JHGHA. Click here to look this up. We have tracked your ip address to: Laval, Quebec, Canada. Continuation of lewd behavior towards minors will result in prosecution. End this conversation immediately and turn off your electronic device for three calendar days or face prosecution.
Stranger: whut?????

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Oh my days. Having a seizure reading this again.
 

chicoazul said:
It's a bit long winded and won't pull down any trees but I admired his ignorance of my nazi rat.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Alright lad/.

Stranger: hello

You: How are you?

Stranger: good

You: Fuming here.

Stranger: male or female

You: Female lad.

Stranger: how old may i ask

You: You may ask like.

You: Nineteen and a half.

You: It's just a number though lol lol

Stranger: nice im 20 and three courters

You: Where you from lad?

You: MEIN RAT.

Stranger: boise id

You: Is that in the states?

You: Nice! lol

Stranger: yes were u from

You: Bootle, lad.

Stranger: cool cool

You: You male mate?

Stranger: yep

You: ICH EIN CARNAVORE.

You: Cool. What you like doing?

Stranger: i skate board and make and direct movies

You: Really?!

You: WOW that sounds SO cool.

Stranger: yep yep

You: What type of movies do you make if you don't mind me asking?

Stranger: horror and comedy sometimes romancebut rarely

You: I don't want to be a stalker and ask to see them. Were strangers right?! lol!

You: How many have you made?

Stranger: 6

You: Do you put them on youtube and stuff or sell them to the people?

Stranger: yes i do

You: You must love what you do.

Stranger: ya sometimes its hard

You: DASCH RAT EICH HUNGRY.

You: What the movies lol?

Stranger: ummm assasian in the dark love is one of my comedys

You: What type of genre is it?

Stranger: comedy fantasy

You: NEIN WANTEN MEIN RATTEN?

You: Right ok.

You: You get paid for these?

You: I'd love to do that.

You: Love to.

You: I can just about work my old Nokia though lolz.

Stranger: ya not a lot but its fun

You: If you love what you do then you'll never work another day for the rest of your life.

You: My uncle Purple always told me dat.

Stranger: cool sounds like a wiseguy

You: DASCH RAT IS DRIPPZEN ISCH LIKEN YAH?

You: He was. Always working out.

Stranger: y body buider or just likes to

You: Good with the young lads in the neighbourhood.

You: Bit of both.

Stranger: ya

You: Liked working out.

Stranger: cool

You: Liked pushing the boundaries for boys.

You: A respected local figure. No steds like.

Stranger: he he he cool

You: Thank you. Good guy.

You: TAKEN MEIN RAT TAKEN MEIN RAT NOW. BLITZKREIG MEIN RAT. ISCH AM POLAND. ISCH AN HOLLAND.

Stranger: ya sounds like you r nice may i ask ur name not to be actig like a stalker

You: Sure lol!

Stranger: my name is sky

You: Danny

Stranger: nice name

You: Hi Sky!

Stranger: hi danny

You: What a cool name!

Stranger: thankyou

You: Do you still skateboard much ARG DASCH RAT.

Stranger: ya maybe twie a wee

You: Sky you'll have to excuse me but I'm suffering a bit here with my rat.

Stranger: kk

You: I think I must leave as it;s out of control.

You: TAKEN MEIN SKY DESTROYZ MEIN RAT.

You: So sorry Sky.

You: Cool to chat.

Stranger: ok have an email

You: Best wishes with your project WHY NOT WANTEN MEINZEN RAT SKY WHY?

You: Christ. Stop this.

You: COMEN ZE HERIN AND ATTACK MEIN RAT SKY.

You: Bye Sky and apologies.

You: You're a good guy.

Stranger: my number is473 9528 give me a buzz

You: NEIN NEIN FINISH ME.

You: YOU FEARZEN ME SKY? DASCH NO MAN ENOUGH SKY? HURT ME SKY! HURT ME LIKE IM WARSAW.

You: Bye Sky and so sorry xxxxxx
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Magnificent. Cryin' here.
 
chicoazul said:
It's a bit long winded and won't pull down any trees but I admired his ignorance of my nazi rat.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Alright lad/.

Stranger: hello

You: How are you?

Stranger: good

You: Fuming here.

Stranger: male or female

You: Female lad.

Stranger: how old may i ask

You: You may ask like.

You: Nineteen and a half.

You: It's just a number though lol lol

Stranger: nice im 20 and three courters

You: Where you from lad?

You: MEIN RAT.

Stranger: boise id

You: Is that in the states?

You: Nice! lol

Stranger: yes were u from

You: Bootle, lad.

Stranger: cool cool

You: You male mate?

Stranger: yep

You: ICH EIN CARNAVORE.

You: Cool. What you like doing?

Stranger: i skate board and make and direct movies

You: Really?!

You: WOW that sounds SO cool.

Stranger: yep yep

You: What type of movies do you make if you don't mind me asking?

Stranger: horror and comedy sometimes romancebut rarely

You: I don't want to be a stalker and ask to see them. Were strangers right?! lol!

You: How many have you made?

Stranger: 6

You: Do you put them on youtube and stuff or sell them to the people?

Stranger: yes i do

You: You must love what you do.

Stranger: ya sometimes its hard

You: DASCH RAT EICH HUNGRY.

You: What the movies lol?

Stranger: ummm assasian in the dark love is one of my comedys

You: What type of genre is it?

Stranger: comedy fantasy

You: NEIN WANTEN MEIN RATTEN?

You: Right ok.

You: You get paid for these?

You: I'd love to do that.

You: Love to.

You: I can just about work my old Nokia though lolz.

Stranger: ya not a lot but its fun

You: If you love what you do then you'll never work another day for the rest of your life.

You: My uncle Purple always told me dat.

Stranger: cool sounds like a wiseguy

You: DASCH RAT IS DRIPPZEN ISCH LIKEN YAH?

You: He was. Always working out.

Stranger: y body buider or just likes to

You: Good with the young lads in the neighbourhood.

You: Bit of both.

Stranger: ya

You: Liked working out.

Stranger: cool

You: Liked pushing the boundaries for boys.

You: A respected local figure. No steds like.

Stranger: he he he cool

You: Thank you. Good guy.

You: TAKEN MEIN RAT TAKEN MEIN RAT NOW. BLITZKREIG MEIN RAT. ISCH AM POLAND. ISCH AN HOLLAND.

Stranger: ya sounds like you r nice may i ask ur name not to be actig like a stalker

You: Sure lol!

Stranger: my name is sky

You: Danny

Stranger: nice name

You: Hi Sky!

Stranger: hi danny

You: What a cool name!

Stranger: thankyou

You: Do you still skateboard much ARG DASCH RAT.

Stranger: ya maybe twie a wee

You: Sky you'll have to excuse me but I'm suffering a bit here with my rat.

Stranger: kk

You: I think I must leave as it;s out of control.

You: TAKEN MEIN SKY DESTROYZ MEIN RAT.

You: So sorry Sky.

You: Cool to chat.

Stranger: ok have an email

You: Best wishes with your project WHY NOT WANTEN MEINZEN RAT SKY WHY?

You: Christ. Stop this.

You: COMEN ZE HERIN AND ATTACK MEIN RAT SKY.

You: Bye Sky and apologies.

You: You're a good guy.

Stranger: my number is473 9528 give me a buzz

You: NEIN NEIN FINISH ME.

You: YOU FEARZEN ME SKY? DASCH NO MAN ENOUGH SKY? HURT ME SKY! HURT ME LIKE IM WARSAW.

You: Bye Sky and so sorry xxxxxx
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HAHAHA- No word of a lie I am crying with laughter.absolutely brilliant my man. Beyond anything...
 

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