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You: cheese on toast?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi Stranger
Stranger: m,f?
You: What's that mean?
Stranger: u male?
You: No
Stranger: lol..female?
You: No.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hu
Stranger: hi
You: Do you like pineapple on pizza?
Stranger: yeah
You: What?
Stranger: yeah its good
You: But it's fruit
Stranger: but its still good
You: Fruit is for dessert. Pizza is not dessert.
Stranger: who says fruits cant be on pizza
You: Grand Old Team told me
Stranger: okay a very strange person but fruits have every right to be on a pizza than on a dessert
You: Im sorry. But you are wrong.
Stranger: no im not
You: Are you a Liverpool fan?
Stranger: yeah
You: What?!
Stranger: yeah
You: Are you really?
Stranger: ya i am
You: Do you agree that Luis Suarez is a massive racist?
Stranger: yes
You: Good call
Stranger: kewl
You: What do you think of Kenny Dalglish?
You: Bit crazy yeah?
Stranger: ya
You: I think he maybe an alchoholic
Stranger: mabye
You: Who's your fave player?
Stranger: idk
You: Dont know him. Was he cheaper than Andy Carroll?
Stranger: yeah
You: Im not a Liverpool fan.
Stranger: well dats kewl
You: Tell me about it
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: im 14 m
You: Do you like pineapple on pizza?
Stranger: no
You: Good lad
Stranger: wanna c my dick ?
You: Erm....I'm alright thanks - hang on you're 14?!
Stranger: ya ! whats rong wif that ?
You: Nothing. I reckon this guy I know might like you.
You: His names Nik
You: He wears white belts.
Stranger: i do 2 ha whare are u from ?
You: Hahaha!! He's from Luton.
You: But don't hold that against him.
Stranger: whares that ?
You: Its basically a **** part of London.
Stranger: You just look
You: I'm not going to look mate but I'll pass them on for you.
Stranger: ok
You: You're welcome.
You: So...cheese on toast?
Stranger: ya
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You are now chatting with a random stranger..say hi

You..Well hello there
Stranger..ASL ?
You..What ?
Stranger..ASL !!!
You ..Is that a word, lid ?
Stranger..It means " Age sex and location"
You..Why didn't you just say that then ?
Stranger..Well ? What are you ?
You..I am a handsome fella, don't ya know
Stranger..You from England ?
You..Yes, old bean
Stranger..Well I'm an Americn, mab
You..Mab ? What's a mab ?
Stranger..I said I'm an American, MAN. And I'm gonna punch your face-in, MAN !!!
You...Punch my face ? Bloody hell.....How long are your arms, mate ?

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