Faux mourning and grief for people you've never met. I can't imagine a more pointless endeavour.
Faux mourning and grief for people you've never met. I can't imagine a more pointless endeavour.
You're in my clique Martin.
Los Espanolas"
Burnt toast.
Fans who arrive late and leave early.
Speed bumps.
Margerine.





People who F*uck about once they've been served at supermarket checkouts.
- they count their change,check their receipts, rearrange their purses / wallets, check their mobiles - WHY? - just fecking move out the way and let someone else get served...![]()

Finding a spoon in the fork compartment of my cutlery drawer.
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