Things that are better at left-back than Cuco...

[Frang]

a freezer that doesn't freeze

 

[upthetoffees]

I have never played left back before.

So, me.

 

[applecrumble]

Cuco's mom

 

[ilikecheese]

Gareth Barry

 

[COYBL25]

Josef fritzl, great at containing people

Dennis Radar, ties the opposition up in knots.

 

[ToffeeDevil]

me

and i have tons of lower back pain

 

[Bungle]

The old fella getting sucked off on Lemon party

 

[Bungle]

@Ashtonian with half a Fray Bentos pie tin hanging out of his neck

 

[Bungle]

Zat running down the left wing juggling a young thai ladies bollocks

 

[thirdmantackle]

Christy Brown

can take penalties too!

 

[Royalbm1]

That deck chair in the shed that viciously attacks your fingers every summer

 

[the_toffees_bosnia]

my cat with broken leg

 

[MikeH72]

Hector from Breaking Bad.

 

[Dublin blue 75]

inanimate carbon rod from the springfield nuclear power plant.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Yer mar.

 

[bullybeef]

A crisp bag floating around in the Goodison wind.