Things that are better at left-back than Cuco...

[Ameen]

Love the way he runs at the same speed for both a jog and sprint

 

[peteblue]

He wasn’t even signed as a first choice RB, he’s playing on the opposite side of the pitch, Koeman, Unsworth and Allardyce have all consistently picked him, perhaps we could at least appreciate that he’s trying his best.......

 

[BlueToff]

Mangala

 

[BlueToff]

Kinga from Big Brother with the champagne bottle still in her minge.

*wine

 

[GrandOldTeam]

I know this is against the ethos of the thread, but...

He wasn’t even signed as a first choice RB, he’s playing on the opposite side of the pitch, Koeman, Unsworth and Allardyce have all consistently picked him, perhaps we could at least appreciate that he’s trying his best.......

^ This, really.

 

[danny=)]

 

[spudmuncher]

A bollard

 

[Zezti]

I know its the running joke (that doesn't run forward ay), but amazingly he hasn't been our worst player for several weeks.

 

[Bungle]

*wine

I try not to think about it

 

[Joey66]

A statue?

 

[AdaBrummieblue]

I try not to think about it

S'ok for you, I can't stop now since you mentioned it. Ugh.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Glen Keeley

 

[BernieH]

 

[Boba Fret]

 

[evertonarntwe]

He wasn’t even signed as a first choice RB, he’s playing on the opposite side of the pitch, Koeman, Unsworth and Allardyce have all consistently picked him, perhaps we could at least appreciate that he’s trying his best.......

Well koeman picked him because it' his buddy. Unsowrth had no choice but it was Kenny and Baines when available. Likewise Sam hasn' had Baines available for 1 game