sounds like someone's been watching too much Dempsey and Makepeace.
Americans mention one outstanding Soccer result in their history about six times a year while the English make a reference to it every time Johhny Vegas orders a happy meal from Burger King.
actually, should leave this now before I get accused of xenophobia. :blink:
I've got a very good friend fom Brooklyn and she says 'Cawfee' all the time. I make her say it over and over again just to cheer me up.
No idea what your second paragraph is on about to be fair.