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Here are the league leaders for goals scored.
Since Barry and Beto are almost never on the pitch at the same time - one starts the game, and the other subs around the 70-minute-mark or so - let's consider them as a single player.
That player, the Everton Striker of the Particular Moment, would have 16 goals (they have 8 each on the season).
That would give said amalgamation the third-highest goal total among pure strikers, trailing only Haaland and Thiago and ahead of such as Joao Pedro, Gyorkeres, DCL, Welbeck, Ollie Watkins, and Etitike.
for each of their individual failings, that's impressive. It's also a pure head scratcher. What to do?