2025/26 Thierno Barry



We all obviously want him to get that first goal and turn into Prime Messi, but deep down in our footballing brains we know he's Shabyte and his agent has played us like a cheap Brass !!!
 
Got no pace this lad.

The best he can hope for is being an auld fashion target man who nods it down to supporting players. He’ll need to toughen up substantially for that though.

Whoever scouted this lad can I see your reports please and what conclusions were drawn to establish him as a worthy signing for Everton.
1) Is he available?
2) Does he want to come here?
3) Can we afford him?

DONE DEAL. 🤝
 

We all obviously want him to get that first goal and turn into Prime Messi, but deep down in our footballing brains we know he's Shabyte and his agent has played us like a cheap Brass !!!
He's this year's Sandro Ramirez, another "La Liga star" who pulled the pants of our competent professionals down...
 
He tried to head a ball yesterday from a perfectly good cross and ended up handballing it because he closed his eyes and completely missed it.
Absolutely correct, but lets not let the truth get in the way of any opportunity to screech about VAR having an anti-Everton agenda - it's all a conspiracy dontcha know!
 

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