Blue Neon
Player Valuation: £10m
Probably, a lot more than Possibly, would'nt be a starter at any other Prem team.
First of one of his won headers / aerial challenges there, 10 yards inside our ½ and it basically bounced off his head and nearly went out.
Get up you wet wipe!
John Ebbrwool
Player Valuation: £500k
He always seems to have issues with his shoulders and arms. Every opponent must know now that they need to just body check him early on and he quietens down.
Hopefully he gets a bit angry here and starts to fight back a bit.
Hopefully he gets a bit angry here and starts to fight back a bit.
Was his shoulder made from glass before we signed him or is that something he’s picked up since signing?
And another, two runners getting ahead of him and he heads it 12 yard, 90 degrees, out for a throw in.
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MaximusEvertonius
Player Valuation: £20m
The recurring shoulder issue seems to be a problem. He’s got pace but it just seems to be leading to not too much. He needs to collect a few more coins to unlock Level 2 of Aggression and the Want to Score.
Expectations are so low people think this lad is half decent.
The famous Barry back heel 
Could explain why he’s pushed off the ball so easy
That and he weighs about 6 stone.
Bluerover
Player Valuation: £60m
Just embarrassing at this stage. It is pointless having him on the pitch.The famous Barry back heel
Prove me wrong
M. Barry, s'il te plait.
Good knock down there. Won a good few headers in the past 10 minutes.
I thought he's done alright this game. Linked up play well. Bring beto on and that's out the the window.Just embarrassing at this stage. It is pointless having him on the pitch.
Prove me wrong
