McBain
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So a guy that jumped in 20 years later with a bunch of other dudes gets the credit?
Thats like saying Kerry Packer invented cricket.
Mmmm warm today. Im off down the beach for a swim...b)
They just said what we were all thinking
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So a guy that jumped in 20 years later with a bunch of other dudes gets the credit?
Thats like saying Kerry Packer invented cricket.
Mmmm warm today. Im off down the beach for a swim...b)
Mutzo Nutzo
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Anyway its all irrelevant coz you lot over there shag kangaroos!
McBain
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Ive seen the women in you guys have to put up with and Id rather skippy MN!
Youd catch less.
Mutzo Nutzo
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McBain
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Theres a few threads about Britain lately, and just for the record Britain is in parts an amazing place.
But as a society youve been there and done it.
You've scaled the Empirical heights and now you are on the down side. Its only natural. You are a small country with big expectations, warm beer, crap weather and big chips on your shoulders.
Your stuck with the tedium of being overtaken by progress. You spread the seed of the western world and you gave it its morality and its language. English.
Boss language that and we thank you, but you know when things get old and they need to move aside? Thats whats happening to you now. Sad but true. Ive seen Little Britain and I know youre really like that. What you've become. Why British guys are always the villians.
Ben Eltons on the TV over here at the moment and never a truer symbol for Britain cultural cringe has there ever been.
Young and rebellious, a beacon of free thinking radical utopia and the push out of the Thatcher driven society. Now older and fatter and addicted to suckling the teet of commercialism till the milk is dry. Born of an authoritarian standards longing to break the vice grip of rule, now lounging, blighted, long forgotten of the fight and breeding the next generation all holding out their hands wanton of the wealth they never worked hard to hold. Maybe not, maybe he's just too old and wealthy to care. The wealth your fore-bearers never dreamed; happy just to raise children in peace, or torn by war to understanding the fundamentals of a simple existence now invades all our souls.
Society needs to experience the hardships to respect them, and that's where we are, circa 2009. Ripe to be overtaken by those who respect it more.
And no LCAB, I havent been smoking!
But as a society youve been there and done it.
You've scaled the Empirical heights and now you are on the down side. Its only natural. You are a small country with big expectations, warm beer, crap weather and big chips on your shoulders.
Your stuck with the tedium of being overtaken by progress. You spread the seed of the western world and you gave it its morality and its language. English.
Boss language that and we thank you, but you know when things get old and they need to move aside? Thats whats happening to you now. Sad but true. Ive seen Little Britain and I know youre really like that. What you've become. Why British guys are always the villians.
Ben Eltons on the TV over here at the moment and never a truer symbol for Britain cultural cringe has there ever been.
Young and rebellious, a beacon of free thinking radical utopia and the push out of the Thatcher driven society. Now older and fatter and addicted to suckling the teet of commercialism till the milk is dry. Born of an authoritarian standards longing to break the vice grip of rule, now lounging, blighted, long forgotten of the fight and breeding the next generation all holding out their hands wanton of the wealth they never worked hard to hold. Maybe not, maybe he's just too old and wealthy to care. The wealth your fore-bearers never dreamed; happy just to raise children in peace, or torn by war to understanding the fundamentals of a simple existence now invades all our souls.
Society needs to experience the hardships to respect them, and that's where we are, circa 2009. Ripe to be overtaken by those who respect it more.
And no LCAB, I havent been smoking!
monty
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Macca will you do one please because I'm sad to say I couldn't agree more with what you have said and it hurts
Macca will you do one please because I'm sad to say I couldn't agree more with what you have said and it hurts
Yep, apart from the warm beer. That's such an urban myth.
We still have many of the finest beers in the world.
Other than that, it's rubbish and I can't wait to leave. Permanently.
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
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don't go to oz !!
you'll have to put up with ben '20 years later' elton, at least he cant get a tv gig over here these days.
TheWanderingBlue
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Seriously? You really think we're all like the characters in Little Britain? Do all Australians wear hats with corks around the brim and sing Waltzing Matilda as they go off for another hard days sheep shearing. You seem to have a thing about stereotyping.
Australians as seen by Uncyclopedia
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Australians
and the English
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_English
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monty
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McBain
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The Aussie one is so true its not funny.
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
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if thats reffering to 'The Malay' near central station, then i had a banquet there on my last night in oz, it was the place to be seen at the time, and the fodder was fantastic.
i got a personal wave from Pope J.P.2 on the way there as well (me not him), he went past the end of the st where we had been stopped by the feds, we were on the bonnet of the landcruiser and he gave a wave to me and the mrs as he passed in his doblo, he obviously didn't realise that we weren't married and that i would be giving her a good diddling later on that night. "what would the pope say now" i said as the sturdies approached.
Mutzo Nutzo
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There's only one thing worse than a smug Aussie, and that's a smug brit who's emigrated there, and gives it loads to all his mates about how he's struck gold.....
Funny thing is you go to London, and it's full of young Aussies who couldn't wait to get away from their country, and spend a little time drinking in the culture and spleandour of this sceptred isle.
Once you get talking to them and get through the nationalist bravado, you find that a large proportion of Aussie youth, think that their homeland offers very little for them, apart from beaches, sunshine, Rolf Harris, and kangaroos...and even the beer is crap over there...apparently!
Anyway my colonial cousins.....just remember
Rule Brittania...
Brittania rules the waves...
Britons never never never
shall be slaves!
Funny thing is you go to London, and it's full of young Aussies who couldn't wait to get away from their country, and spend a little time drinking in the culture and spleandour of this sceptred isle.
Once you get talking to them and get through the nationalist bravado, you find that a large proportion of Aussie youth, think that their homeland offers very little for them, apart from beaches, sunshine, Rolf Harris, and kangaroos...and even the beer is crap over there...apparently!
Anyway my colonial cousins.....just remember
Rule Brittania...
Brittania rules the waves...
Britons never never never
shall be slaves!
That might be true. Where I live they just had a beauty contest , and nobody won it :blink:
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