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[JimmyJeffers]

Should I listen to the vast majority of climate scientists, who have studied for years and are experts at data analysis or listen to dcahill off GOT who can’t spell the word ‘know’
It’s a tough one but as a centrist I must consider all the arguments,

 

[Prevenger17]

I had a woke friend who suddenly started waffling on about critical race theory, the gender bread man and climate catastrophe, as well as the safety of vaccines and how they stop you getting and spreading the virus.

Of course none of this affected his day to day so he should just shut up, instead he she they, tried to force his views on me and acted like a petulant child when challenged, whilst using crazy words like “birthing people” going on and on about cultural appropriation etc then praised race swapping cleopatra and Ann Boleyn, because why the hell not

Haha mate, I had a friend who was literally exactly the same as this thing that definitely really happened! Just kept going on about identity politics and CRT and Obama, wanted to be referred to as a "X-Shwe" instead of "he". He absolutely lost it when I said legomen instead of legopeople and just kept screaming at me calling me a fascist lol lol

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Haha mate, I had a friend who was literally exactly the same as this thing that definitely really happened! Just kept going on about identity politics and CRT and Obama, wanted to be referred to as a "X-Shwe" instead of "he". He absolutely lost it when I said legomen instead of legopeople and just kept screaming at me calling me a fascist lol lol

My woke mates will literally not shut up about CRT

 

[Yarrgh]

If I was married to her, I'd gather all the guns from every single hypotethical scenario ever concocted and rig them to shoot me point blank in the face at the same time

Could you at least have a murder-suicide thing in this theoretical marriage scenario to at least help the rest of us out?

 

[Yarrgh]

Which mainstream narratives were they questioning in a bowling alley?

I bet he was against strikes!

I apologise for this.

 

[dCahill17]

Should I listen to the vast majority of climate scientists, who have studied for years and are experts at data analysis or listen to dcahill off GOT who can’t spell the word ‘know’
It’s a tough one but as a centrist I must consider all the arguments,

You’ll think as you’re told like the good little wokey poodle you are.

Good day!

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

My woke mates will literally not shut up about CRT

Flat screens are better

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

You’ll think as you’re told like the good little wokey poodle you are.

Good day!

Someone said earlier in this thread that anti wokers are generally right wing and cannot spell.

Seems they were spot on

 

[Prevenger17]

Could you at least have a murder-suicide thing in this theoretical marriage scenario to at least help the rest of us out?

No. I don't believe in an afterlife, but thats not to say I'm willing to run the risk of her finding me in it if there is

 

[Prevenger17]

You’ll think as you’re told like the good little wokey poodle you are.

Good day!

Haha wokey poodle!!! I'm using that one mate

 

[COYBL25]

Should I listen to the vast majority of climate scientists, who have studied for years and are experts at data analysis or listen to dcahill off GOT who can’t spell the word ‘know’
It’s a tough one but as a centrist I must consider all the arguments,

Ahh, but he does have exceptional knowledge of steak dinners and women.

 

[Prevenger17]

I had a friend who was literally refused service at a Five Guys for having an American flag in the trunk of his car

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

People like me are the majority, the woke are a minority, I’m what’s called normal / moderate.

My life choices are fine, you’re on a woke thread trolling everyone else and don’t like it back? Soooo funny. Maybe you need to look at your life choices and brush your tooth?

The woke just live in an echo chamber bubble, that is a western minority view point. The moderate people collectively role their eyes when you start waffling about “birthing people” or whatever other ludicrous words / phrases you try force on everyone else.

You don’t like being called out on your identity politics. It’s a virus in every aspect of our media. Movie /advert roles have to be woke box ticking. A total false narrative like described by the meme is exactly the sort of crap the woke media drools over.

No doubt you support the war in true woke fashion, no original thought just Russia bad West good. Then change your profile pic to have a flag over the back ground, so righteous.

Stunning and brave, more like totalitarian and deluded. I’d rather be a dung beetle than a wokeflake. Ironic you saying I have no original thoughts. When this your base case:
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Good day!

From what I see it's the right wing press constantly harping on about 'wokery' and 'culture wars', thus making it all a massively exaggerated 'thing'.

But Y'know, it's just the latest straw man/thing to get clicks, outrage people, and convince them their rights are under attack.

 

[LinekersLegs]

College was probably too woke and took protection of its students too much to heart

 

[Drico]

Should I listen to the vast majority of climate scientists, who have studied for years and are experts at data analysis or listen to dcahill off GOT who can’t spell the word ‘know’
It’s a tough one but as a centrist I must consider all the arguments,

You sound like the BBC there, mate.