The ultimate aim of being an Everton fan??

applecrumble · March 22, 2017

I spilt hot Bovril on myself at my first Everton game, I hate bovril. I still vote for option two.

Groucho · March 22, 2017

We have surely already reached the pinnacle of football fandom by being Evertonians?

Because no one else would put up with this cr.... err, I mean we are clearly the best.

RomanReigns · March 22, 2017

I was 7 years old when everton last won a trophy, I didn't watch the game as I lived abroad. my first real memory of everton was around 96/97/98 so I literally just missed out. First game I went to was Everton 2 West Ham 1, we were losing 1-0 and then gary speed and graham stuart scored. ever since then we've only reached one cup final in 2009, I was at uni at the time. I remember waking up hungover that day, think I managed to get the game on tv just before kick off, the early goal made me believe but alas moyes reverting to his defensive tactics allowed Chelsea to put pressure on us and they went on to win the game. I yearn for the moment where Everton win another trophy, I just want one experience in my lifetime that I can enjoy with my boyhood club.

COYB · March 22, 2017

lovin the 3rd option mate sounds about right for me lol

NeroCeasar · March 22, 2017

To be sent a pm in the new stadium thread

iamEverton · March 23, 2017

Clean sheet in Anfield would be my first. Champions league second.
Break goalkeeping records third.
Pack the trophy case at Goodison 4th.

Furey1878 · March 23, 2017

To have wet dreams about Ric Wee

Kinghowie · March 23, 2017

iamEverton said:
Clean sheet in Anfield would be my first. Champions league second.
Break goalkeeping records third.
Pack the trophy case at Goodison 4th.

So, us playing in the Champions League, breaking goalkeeping records, whilst packing the trophy cabinet with silverware in the process all come secondary to.......................................keeping a clean sheet at Analfield!!!! Think you need to sort your priorities out mate. You'd rather keep a clean sheet at the Darkside than, y'know, win things.

ClausThomsen · March 23, 2017

I used to sit in the classroom during playtime and dream of negotiating deals with Kitbag, Stubhub and pushing through a garbage stadium in Kirkby Tesco's carpark.

AndyGray · March 23, 2017

ClausThomsen said:
I used to sit in the classroom during playtime and dream of negotiating deals with Kitbag, Stubhub and pushing through a garbage stadium in Kirkby Tesco's carpark.

I've got a Claus Thomsen match worn shirt. Do you want to trade dreams?

Shibbywiggles · March 23, 2017

I always played as big dunc, used to take my shirt off and whirl it around my head when I scored.
Then when I played for my first competitive team as a kid I demanded to wear number 29 because Cadamarteri scored that boss goal against the RS and had boss hair.

degsy · March 23, 2017

Voted play and score, but want to add the GOT bit too, but with wine instead wotsits

matty1878 · March 23, 2017

They're was no drink Chang option lol lol lol

Zaschrona · March 23, 2017

I always wanted to be the manager, the owner or something like that. Not a player. I guess the ultimate aim is having fun seeing Everton doing similar things I do with them while I play FIFA or Football Manager as Farhad and Ron are doing quite well. lol

Naval Blue · March 23, 2017

I just want to walk up the tunnel and out onto the pitch while z cars plays, just get at least 1 minute on the turf and be subbed off never to be seen again. To say you had the pleasure to walk onto the field in front of a packed stadium with the shirt to prove it would provide you with the only story you would ever be interested in telling anyone for the rest of your life.
I remember a (fair) few years ago in a pre-season friendly a journalist was doing a story about it and Everton let him get the last 5 minutes of a game so he could write about the experience. That's all I'd need, my chance to wear the shirt but not to the detriment of the club, as I'm rubbish. Then I'd get to tell everyone about it right up to my last words on my death bed.

I'm willing to bet that even the Kopite ex-blues had a buzz when they did it, even if it was for the other side, they achieved their childhood dream of walking out at Goodison. Even the likes of Carragher in his testimonial took a penalty for us cos it was his childhood dream to put one past them.