I just want to walk up the tunnel and out onto the pitch while z cars plays, just get at least 1 minute on the turf and be subbed off never to be seen again. To say you had the pleasure to walk onto the field in front of a packed stadium with the shirt to prove it would provide you with the only story you would ever be interested in telling anyone for the rest of your life.
I remember a (fair) few years ago in a pre-season friendly a journalist was doing a story about it and Everton let him get the last 5 minutes of a game so he could write about the experience. That's all I'd need, my chance to wear the shirt but not to the detriment of the club, as I'm rubbish. Then I'd get to tell everyone about it right up to my last words on my death bed.
I'm willing to bet that even the Kopite ex-blues had a buzz when they did it, even if it was for the other side, they achieved their childhood dream of walking out at Goodison. Even the likes of Carragher in his testimonial took a penalty for us cos it was his childhood dream to put one past them.