The striker debacle

[blue76]

Lukaku if we had kept hold would be worth 130 million now. We should have clearly told United that they could have him as soon as we signed a replacement. To let him go without a replacement was beyond even Everton parody.

 

[Khalekan]

Yes

Players like Enner Valencia

And Troy Deeney

 

[Woolly Blue]

I am back in the positive "we are going to pull a cracker" mode.

Until the lights go on Thursday night after the last song (Jim White and the Big Ben chimes) and i'm chatting with some dodgy bird with too many tats, facial piercings, buck teeth, badly dyed hair and a bottle of blue WKD and a vape stick hoping to get the paperwork (my man sausage) through to prem league headquarters (her stinking gash) by the deadline, then I shall remain optimistic.

You in Birkenhead on Thursday then mate ?

 

[Thomasc]

You in Birkenhead on Thursday then mate ?

Blackpool, same difference!

 

[abelard]

amusing to note how we'd be a hundred million times angrier if we'd signed Vardy when he was young and an all-time gamble from the lower leagues, than we would be now that he's overpaid and nearly past it

 

[jceverton]

Ha

Unless you are already drawing yer arl age pension cheque, a lot longer than you

And yes, the eponymous debacle is indeed the most farcical situation I can recall

To make the same mistake two summer transfer windows running does indeed take the biscuit. To quote Marx "History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce".

 

[Slippin Jimmy]

There are no decent strikers available. I despair for anyone who cannot see this.

The world is truly going down the pan when there is only about 6 decent strikers in the domain of football

 

[CRIMHEAD]

Lukaku if we had kept hold would be worth 130 million now. We should have clearly told United that they could have him as soon as we signed a replacement. To let him go without a replacement was beyond even Everton parody.

Really? Name a striker that's gone for anywhere near 100M? Mbappe. The biggest name on the market who is already better than Lukaku.

 

[ProZ]

Just get Scott Dann up there

 

[COYBL25]

I am back in the positive "we are going to pull a cracker" mode.

Until the lights go on Thursday night after the last song (Jim White and the Big Ben chimes) and i'm chatting with some dodgy bird with too many tats, facial piercings, buck teeth, badly dyed hair and a bottle of blue WKD and a vape stick hoping to get the paperwork (my man sausage) through to prem league headquarters (her stinking gash) by the deadline, then I shall remain optimistic.

You're obviously been drinking and won't feel like this in the morning.

Please repost in the morning if you still feel the same.

Ps - the Krazy House is full of young ladies like that on Thursdays if you're interested ?

 

[Bob Elstone]

the later it gets the more desperate we become.

Troy Deeney becomes more and more of an attractive option...

 

[Albro]

We will get Rondon on a 3 year deal and Peter Crouch on loan.

 

[Khalekan]

Oh oh.

The Barcodes have said they will sell Dwight Gayle.

Be afraid.....be very afraid as the witching hour approaches

 

[Khalekan]

Just get Scott Dann up there

If only we had the young Mick Lyons or even Ian Marshall

 

[RomanReigns]

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