The Steven Pienaar appreciation thread

[bluejock]

He's bosser than Marcellus Boss, the 5th civilian leader of Guam.

 

[chicoazul]

El Jefe!

 

[Alio]

If he had a slight speech impediment and hosted a Weekend Chat Show on ITV, he'd be called Jonathan Boss

 

[The Size Of A Cow]

Steven Pienaar doesn't toss a coin. He bosses it.

 

[bluejock]

He's so boss, he can speak fluent Japanese.

In French.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

He's more boss than a fatman in a white suit from hazard county.

 

[EFCNIK]

I literally dont get how he can be so good with us, then so crap and unfancied at spurs pretty much from the moment they signed him, and then so good with us again.

 

[bluejock]

He's happy. Makes a huge difference to a player's performance.

 

[ijjysmith]

If he was European he'd be from Bossnia

 

[bluejock]

If he worked on a ship, he'd be the bossun's mate.

 

[Summerskin]

If Pienaar played guitar, he'd use these pedals.

 

[bluebottle]

His iPod always repeats "the boss" by James Brown.

 

[Summerskin]

Hit some women!

Drive home drunk!

Move to Tottenham!

Chip Almunia!

Link up with Bainsey!

Cut his braids off!

 

[somuchfun]

He deals boss gloves, overalls, rainwear, safety boots.. like a working man's Infinities.

 

[EFCNIK]

Hit some women!

Drive home drunk!

Move to Tottenham!

Chip Almunia!

Link up with Bainsey!

Cut his braids off!

Hahaha! Our wife beating little tit is quite boss.