The random thoughts thread

[The Legend of Southall]

Not entirely true. Time as a concept is needed to make sense of the laws of physics.

Our values of it are entirely arbitrarily man made though.

Yeah. Exist wasn't the right word to use there, but you got my point at least.

Je suis @kev 's watch

 

[summerisle]

Does Jesus do overtime ?

 

[Groucho]

Yeah. Exist wasn't the right word to use there, but you got my point at least.

Je suis @kev 's watch

Bloody hell @Groucho be quicker replying next time. I've sent my bloody watch back now.

Wanna buy a watch?

 

[kev]

Wanna buy a watch?

Yeah, how much for the parex mate?

 

[Groucho]

Yeah, how much for the parex mate?

Not having that, it’s missing it’s 6......

 

[Eggs]

...I suppose being dead is a bit like being unborn.

 

[verreauxi]

Guilt is simply your suspicions about what someone suspects of you.

 

[cooperman]

If your da had lasted a minute/second longer in the sack...your life would be completely different

If your grandad did... Your whole family probably wouldn't exist

Following on from this, an early hominid millennia ago... Whole sections of society would be completely different

 

[Eggs]

If your da had lasted a minute/second longer in the sack...your life would be completely different

If your grandad did... Your whole family probably wouldn't exist

Following on from this, an early hominid millennia ago... Whole sections of society would be completely different

...and if I was born in Scotland I’d be a Scotch Egg.

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

Is Dec (from Ant and Dec) really a clone of all lesbians

 

[Groucho]

Is Dec (from Ant and Dec) really a clone of all lesbians

No but Stephen Mulhearn is an amalgamation of Ant and Dec.

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

No but Stephen Mulhearn is an amalgamation of Ant and Dec.

Id forgot about him,
it was a happier time, thanks

 

[BNJ1878]

In a similar vien to who decided to milk a cow...... Who invented Bread?

Quite a process to just stumble upon.

 

[Groucho]

In a similar vien to who decided to milk a cow...... Who invented Bread?

Quite a process to just stumble upon.

Well the first breads won’t have been leavened, that would’ve come later.

The cow fella was a wrong ‘un though.

 

[BNJ1878]

Well the first breads won’t have been leavened, that would’ve come later.

The cow fella was a wrong ‘un though.

Right, but unleavened is still hardly something you'd stumble on by accident.

Some madman (or womam) thought it through.