The random thoughts thread

[COYBL25]

What if @Joey66 used full stops ?

Never happen, wishful thinking.

 

[Bungle]

Depends whether you are dressed as a Goth or not.

Dressed as Goth > Imminent danger.

Not Dressed as a Goth > No danger.

Dressed as a Ferrari F40 > Exhaust is getting pummelled

 

[Bungle]

By now I'm sure sure Jeff is thinking f'goff bungle

Good

 

[Jimishorts]

Was that Stephen Hawkings real voice?

And is he actually dead or just in need of new batteries?

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/are-we-sure-richard-hawkins-is-dead.102771/

 

[Methuselah]

Why would anyone see a crab and decide, you know what, I’m going to eat that.

The first man to eat an oyster must have been bloody hungry.

 

[Joey66]

What if @Joey66 used full stops ?

...........................?..

 

[Kurt.]

Who looked at a cows udders and though “you know what... I’m gonna pull on them "

 

[Groucho]

What if we and our entire existence as we know it are just a minuscule dot living on a much bigger host ... and what if within each molecule of our being another world exists on obviously a microscopic scale

Yes

 

[Groucho]

Is the Lisbon as friendly as kurt says it is ?

Yes

 

[Groucho]

If Hitler was still alive would he benefit from using Uswitch for his energy bills?

Yes

 

[Groucho]

Was that Stephen Hawkings real voice?

Yes

 

[Groucho]

Who looked at a cows udders and though “you know what... I’m gonna pull on them "

Yer da

 

[dublinbluenose]

What if we and our entire existence as we know it are just a minuscule dot living on a much bigger host ... and what if within each molecule of our being another world exists on obviously a microscopic scale

Is that not the end of men in black ?

 

[Papa Shango]

How come you can have sex at 16 but cant watch it until you are 18?

No wonder I am rubbish at it, I lost 2 years of education.

 

[tim gabbott]

Is @Groucho enjoying beer to much tonight