The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread

[NeilMorepies]

 

[Neiler]

 

[Tommy Chong]

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Jokes about the Irish, Thomas?!?

Oh well, if you can’t beat them…

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

My dog is a trumpet playing busker on the London Underground. She goes from Barking to Tooting most days.......

 

[COYBL25]

 

[Kurt.]

 

[Sharpattack]

 

[summerisle]

 

[summerisle]

 

[Bedfordblue]

 

[Taifi gorm]

 

[Groucho]

Well speaking of doppelgängers, this one’s for @DualityNSNO:
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It’s eerie how much they looked alike when they were youngsters!

CLIFF BURTON RULES

Mustaine was never fit to be a proper member of MetallicA

 

[skucksy]

Cheer Greg lad can you tell me mrs I’m gonna scran her triple good and proper x

 

[Tommy Chong]

CLIFF BURTON RULES

Mustaine was never fit to be a proper member of MetallicA

Think @DualityNSNO would disagree with you there, Grouch…

Think Hetfield binned him after their first album, because Mustaine took the whole ‘sex, drugs, and rock ‘n roll’ adage to a bit to heart, and not because he was a technically incompetent musician?

But you’re a rockstar! You’re allowed to party, just a bit?
James was always bit of a prune when it came to stuff like that, wasn’t he?

 

[DualityNSNO]

Think @DualityNSNO would disagree with you there, Grouch…

Think Hetfield binned him after their first album, because Mustaine took the whole ‘sex, drugs, and rock ‘n roll’ adage to a bit to heart, and not because he was a technically incompetent musician?

But you’re a rockstar! You’re allowed to party, just a bit?
James was always bit of a prune when it came to stuff like that, wasn’t he?

No, I agree - too much ego in those two, wouldn't have worked and we probably wouldn't have either band but we'd have 2 thrash classic albums and then they'd disband and/or hurt eachother. Much better this way for everyone involved, and us as fans. Mustaine got binned cuz he's a violent drunk, and the rest were party drunks, and at the time the band was 'nicknamed' Alcohollica anyway.

As far as how great a musician they both are, Dave had to teach James how to play guitar better when they started out, we can leave it at that. "Riff life" and all that now, but Mustaine with all his problems and arthritis is still technically a better guitar player.
Also, James then started out as a guitarist only too, post Mustaine, as the original idea was to look for a vocalist and James himself really liked John Bush and invited him to play with Metallica, but John said no as Armored Saint, his band at the time, were just picking up speed, about to be signed, etc.

The alternative history for both bands is insane if you dive deeper really.

Also one of the best Megadeth songs (in my opinion obviously, "In my darkest hour"), was written due to Cliff's passing, as him and Mustaine were very good friends. Mustaine composed most of the music as soon as he got the tragic news of Cliff's passing, but he sat on it for a bit, so the lyrics are about some breakup, in classic Mustaine fashion