Haha
That's what he told you.True story....
Mate was working on Sunlight Street off Belmont Rd (opposite Panorama Kitchens) gets in his van to drive to next job and one of the local brass came up to his window...
Wanna suck for a tenner lad?
Ye what?
Do you want a suck for a tenner?
Mate starts laughing and says "I've only got abaar 6 quid girl, have to give it a miss today, sorry"
Brass thinks for a second and replies "Ok, I'll do it for the 6 quid but you can't come in my mouth"
He spent the £6 at Maccies instead![]()