The 'Post Funny stuff' Thread

[Spadge Vernacular]

Not sure why this didn't work but here's a YouTube version, though this does t have the second girl elephant trumpet.

 

[COYBL25]

 

[Bluebonic]

 

[The binman chronicles]

 

[The binman chronicles]

 

[The binman chronicles]

 

[NeilMorepies]

 

[Thomasc]

 

[tommye]

Gummy suck : " I engaged the services of a young lady on Shiel Road, who has crack teeth, to give me a gummy suck, for the price of a Big Mac Meal "

True story....

Mate was working on Sunlight Street off Belmont Rd (opposite Panorama Kitchens) gets in his van to drive to next job and one of the local brass came up to his window...
Wanna suck for a tenner lad?
Ye what?
Do you want a suck for a tenner?

Mate starts laughing and says "I've only got abaar 6 quid girl, have to give it a miss today, sorry"

Brass thinks for a second and replies "Ok, I'll do it for the 6 quid but you can't come in my mouth"

He spent the £6 at Maccies instead

 

[goldfinchmule]

Blowie for £6 meal deal must of changed since i last went.

 

[bluerobert]

 

[Blue 1]

Started my new job as a plumber today:

 

[COYBL25]

 

[ste d' indica]

As if my stroll to the pub couldn't be improved.





Well done mate

 

[Bluebonic]