The Oldies Thread

[Alan Whittle]

"Cooee, Mr Shifter ! " and "Can you ride tandem?" No idea why I remember those lines from the ads.

Avez vous un Cuppa?

 

[Alan Whittle]

J'Aime votre PG Tips Monsieur.

 

[kev]

Ranks with Four Candles in the British comedy showcase.

Do you mean fork handles?

 

[summerisle]

Modern youth.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Do you mean fork handles?

Yer. 'Andles fer fawks!

 

[Gwladysover]

J'Aime votre PG Tips Monsieur.

ah cherie, le premier the anglais!

 

[LEONARD]

The crap I now have to carry, going out.

Reading glasses, various pills and potions, travel pass, warm clothing.

I remember when I would disappear for days with just cash in my pocket, and the clobber I stood up in.

 

[LEONARD]

Proud to say, 'I have got no idea how to download an Ap'.

 

[Billy Dean]

I've just had a big fuk off wrinkle appear on one of my cheeks from under my eye down to where my beard starts. It looks like I've been slashed in the face with a knife.

I think it's high time I join the ranks of this thread.

 

[Agent Blue]

Going to an evening class for IT and in the first session the lecturer saying "if you could all turn on your computers" and then me then having to put up my hand!

 

[PITA]

Proud to say, 'I have got no idea how to download an Ap'.

Or spell it.

 

[summerisle]

Always liked this enjoyable piece of hokum. Being shown on the Horror Channel from next week.

 

[Johnniepk]

In King St, Wallasey in the 60s they had a Joke shop. A whole shop that just sold joke things. I think it was called Kardomahs?
You could get whoopee cushions ,fake cigarettes that glowed red if you drew on them , fake dog poo, a bird thing that dipped into a glass of water forever and hundreds of other daft things. Itching poweder, sneezing powder, stink bombs.
A wonderous place.
A shop that only sold jokes and it was open for years, perhaps sustained by all the local kids Saturday job money.....

 

[gonetomorrow]

Always liked this enjoyable piece of hokum. Being shown on the Horror Channel from next week.

Any space show where they walk about in pyjamas gets my vote.. Catchy tune too. I've forgotten it already.

 

[summerisle]

Anybody ever call it teem ? Calling @Methuselah.