Today's sleazy political rumour is that Spaffer has got his Canadian hairdresser pregnant and she's gone back to Canada.
Chalking this one down a BS. As if Johnson has a hairdresser.
Christ Boris having oral sex need mind bleach and frontal lobotomy to erase that image.

…Sajid Javid resigned.
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