Current Affairs The next Tory (strong and stable) leader is Boris Johnson

[peteblue]

At least he’s cleared it all up now and explained that it was a work event and he’s apologised to anyone who incorrectly thought it was a party…….

 

[hirons11]

I’m going to work tomorrow with a picnic basket and a bottle of Bacardi

Any chance we can schedule a meeting about 16:00?

 

[peteblue]

Any chance we can schedule a meeting about 16:00?

Boris can’t make it until 17:00……

 

[LinekersLegs]

 

[LinekersLegs]

Just a normal business meeting where you bring a bottle and your wife…

 

[hirons11]

Boris can’t make it until 17:00……

Thank F*** for that, I'll have a quick couple of glasses of wine whilst I rush through the agenda and be out of there by 16:59

 

[chrissyjack]

Any chance we can schedule a meeting about 16:00?

If I’m still capable , having downed a full bottle of Bacardi in 25 mins

 

[hirons11]

If I’m still capable , having downed a full bottle of Bacardi in 25 mins

Does that mean I "have to bring my own booze?"

 

[Tin-Tin]

Laughable isn't it.

Why would you need a report to know whether you have done wrong? He knows he was there and he knows what happened.

Yes but he's waiting to be officially cleared of any wrongdoing which the report will do

 

[LinekersLegs]

 

[Alan Whittle]

Apart from “I was only obeying orders” has he got any excuses left?

 

[Voodoo Billy]

Oh for the olden days when getting pissed at work would have been a sacking offence. Nowadays we have this shower using the excuse that they were at work whilst getting pissed to save their jobs.

 

[Thomasc]

If he survives this then he’s bulletproof and they might as well shut parliament down, the country will just have become a dictatorship.

 

[Amw79]

Oh for the olden days when getting pissed at work would have been a sacking offence. Nowadays we have this shower using the excuse that they were at work whilst getting pissed to save their jobs.

On the plus side, I’m working from home, so have just nipped downstairs to sit of front of the telly, scoff some sausage rolls and crisps, and pour myself a pint.

If the boss questions me, I will use the Johnson defence, that my whole home premises are a working environment, and I thought I was still working.

 

[Bruce Wayne]