Current Affairs The Next PM is?

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I briefly tuned in to this evening’s debate to get a flavour of the discussion.

It really is the weirdest of the weirdos, from the restaurant at the end of the universe, who will be voting.

Questions such as;

What will you do to stop the cruelty to Greyhounds. Even Sunak was, eh wtf ???

And seriously.

What will you do to stop the lazy buggers who sit on their backsides all day, from claiming benefit ? I’m a single mother, who gets benefits, who should probably be a labour voter, but won’t vote for them.

Predictably, there will be draconian measures introduced.

Allowing completely mad people, to elect the country’s PM, doesn’t seem the best way to get us out of the mess we are in.

There's acreason they've previously been referred to as 'swivel eyed loons'

 

[summerisle]

Sigh, stop lying you feckers.

 

[Haydn]

Sigh, stop lying you feckers.

I saw that bit. To be fair, I think he was seeking (poorly) to claim that as chancellor, he had done more for the norf, than previous chancellors.

Still nonsense.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Can't we just put Pete in charge?

 

[peteblue]

Can't we just put Pete in charge?

It would save a lot of messing around tbh……how much does Moshiri need to finish building the stadium again…….

 

[Haydn]

Sigh, stop lying you feckers.

A strange tell tale was when Sunak’s leg started kicking under questioning, like a Mill owner motivating a worker.

It was really noticeable, when tough questions were asked.

I know they are all lying, but he was really giving it away.

7. Notice the Jitters​

If someone becomes fidgety, that can indicate deception. Our feet give us away with the instinct to flee an uncomfortable situation, and when our brains tell us we can’t do that, a little dancing in place might be the result

The clip in the link shows it at it’s least noticable.

Sunak accused of betraying Johnson at first Tory leadership hustings

Crowd of Tory members applaud suggestion PM should join former chancellor and Liz Truss on ballot

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Jebus_lives]

whats higher than a phd? whatever it is I bought one from that adam tate moron from his godawful youtube channel. i properly feel superior now like...

I think you get Cobra credits.

"Tell us a little bit about why you're applying for this job?"

"If you check my CV bitch, you'll see that I have a total of 14 Cobra credits costing $120,000 and I already outrank you, so I'll be asking the questions from this point on..."

"Ok, thank you for your time"

 

[Jebus_lives]

Can't we just put Pete in charge?

This would be the ultimate swerve...

Leicestershire publican revealed to be next PM.

He takes to the podium, before slowly peeling a mask off to reveal he was Boris all along.

 

[Blue 1]

It always comes down to a giant douche or a turd sandwich.

 

[Walken]

"I will solve the NHS crisis by cutting waiting lists by 20%. Doctors must treat more people". Liz Truss, 2022

A breathtakingly stupid statement

 

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[Prevenger17]

It's not being a pushover that people are worried, it's that she is utterly thick

 

[JimmyJeffers]

It's not being a pushover that people are worried, it's that she is utterly thick

Look at Rob’s face. lol Imparting secret pearls of wisdom. Go on Rob lab

 

[Blue 1]

Honestly, just reading or saying the words "Prime Minister Liz Truss" is ridiculous. I can't do it without shaking my head and having a wry chuckle. It's impossible. We. Are. Buggered.

And the thing is, Sunak is barely, if at all better, for different reasons.

 

[Prevenger17]

And the thing is, Sunak is barely, if at all better, for different reasons.

I think Sunak is far better tbh, but that is not really saying anything at all