Current Affairs The Next PM is?

[neil999]

I think it might come down to sunak and truss as both wings of the party(the right and the mental right) will swing behind one candidate

 

[gonetomorrow]

Not too late for Theresa to throw her hat in the ring surely?
I now look back on her days in no 10 with nostalgia.

 

[barneygumble]

Is that actually the real Hugh Grant?

It is mate.

Some of his stuff can be a bit “tin foil hat”, but some is actually quite good to read.

 

[Jebus_lives]

Going to throw my hat in...

I pledge that ill re-ignite the economy and help Britain prosper in the future by:

Closing all our borders (for everything!)
Ban Human Rights
Introduce old English to the national curriculum
National service and capital punishment re-introduced
I'll bring back the nudey snack holders in pubs
Saint Swithuns Day to be a national holiday
Workhouses will be re-introduced for long term unemployed.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Going to throw my hat in...

I pledge that ill re-ignite the economy and help Britain prosper in the future by:

Closing all our borders (for everything!)
Ban Human Rights
Introduce Ye old English to the national curriculum
National service and capital punishment re-introduced
I'll bring back the nudey snack holders in pubs
Saint Swithuns Day to be a national holiday
Workhouses will be re-introduced for long term unemployed.

Fell at the first hurdle, next!

 

[gonetomorrow]

Going to throw my hat in...

I pledge that ill re-ignite the economy and help Britain prosper in the future by:

Closing all our borders (for everything!)
Ban Human Rights
Introduce old English to the national curriculum
National service and capital punishment re-introduced
I'll bring back the nudey snack holders in pubs
Saint Swithuns Day to be a national holiday
Workhouses will be re-introduced for long term unemployed.

Bring back the PG Tips chimps.
"Cooeee Mr Shifter? Would you care for a cup of tay?""
"Don't maind if ay do, madam....."

 

[Yarrgh]

Going to throw my hat in...

I pledge that ill re-ignite the economy and help Britain prosper in the future by:

Closing all our borders (for everything!)
Ban Human Rights
Introduce old English to the national curriculum
National service and capital punishment re-introduced
I'll bring back the nudey snack holders in pubs
Saint Swithuns Day to be a national holiday
Workhouses will be re-introduced for long term unemployed.

That's enough pandering to the moderates, tell me what your position on swingeing cuts to services and benefits are? Until the pips squeak or enough to make the liberal wokes wake up and get a second job?

 

[gonetomorrow]

Liz Truss?
We'll all need a truss if she gets in.
She's bonkers.

 

[Jebus_lives]

That's enough pandering to the moderates, tell me what your position on swingeing cuts to services and benefits are? Until the pips squeak or enough to make the liberal wokes wake up and get a second job?

Our current level of public service is unsustainable. We must make the state smaller and let our wonderful creative private sector find ways to fill the gaps.

I'm also exploring how Freeports might help us fill our chronic, which by the way Labour have no answer for, dinner lady shortage (I'll ban dinner men too).

 

[Blue 1]

Going to throw my hat in...

I pledge that ill re-ignite the economy and help Britain prosper in the future by:

Closing all our borders (for everything!)
Ban Human Rights
Introduce old English to the national curriculum
National service and capital punishment re-introduced
I'll bring back the nudey snack holders in pubs
Saint Swithuns Day to be a national holiday
Workhouses will be re-introduced for long term unemployed.

Hi, Suella! Welcome to GoT.

Why not post something in the "New Signings" forum?

 

[Rita_Poon]

"Pincher by name Pincher by nature", hmmm...

Truss by named Trussed by nature?

 

[Jebus_lives]

Hi, Suella! Welcome to GoT.

Why not post something in the "New Signings" forum?

My pronoun is "bloke" mate

 

[JimmyJeffers]

My pronoun is "bloke" mate

Bloke/lad/shagger

 

[Kurt.]

Going to throw my hat in...

I pledge that ill re-ignite the economy and help Britain prosper in the future by:

Closing all our borders (for everything!)
Ban Human Rights
Introduce old English to the national curriculum
National service and capital punishment re-introduced
I'll bring back the nudey snack holders in pubs
Saint Swithuns Day to be a national holiday
Workhouses will be re-introduced for long term unemployed.

Is that you Boris ???

 

[Jebus_lives]

Fell at the first hurdle, next!

If you keep quiet about this, I can make you Chancellor?!?