I've managed to resist quoting any of the jokes for exactly that reason.
Well not exactly, I didn't know who it would be that would get offended, but I knew someone would.

I feel ashamed too. I just say through an entire recipe by that awful bald redshite chef on Something for the Weekend.
Premier League manager caught 'visiting prostitutes in a brothel' | Mail Online
Sickening this - they're desperate to print his name and sell papers.
Obviously he's a bit of a tit, whoever it is, but that's between him and his family and nothing to be do with the media whatsoever.
Phil Brown, nailed on.
Do you think Phil Brown did that rather gay Hull fan dance, "Your Getting Mauled by a Tiger" as his fake tan smeared one of Humbersides finest lady of the night?
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