The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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Got my end away last night with that girl, nearly fingered her arse by accident but I didn't so that's sound.
 
You get right into arse stuff as you get older. NEA!

Why?! That's for pooing and nothing else. Freaked me right out when I couldn't get my finger in, then I realised what it was. She didn't even seem bothered though, that was the weird thing.
 
Why?! That's for pooing and nothing else. Freaked me right out when I couldn't get my finger in, then I realised what it was. She didn't even seem bothered though, that was the weird thing.

All will become clear in time young padawan!
 
ALL HAIL THE KING OF DOGE

much sex very wow so girl had strange eyebrows in pic

I know but she's hot, so not arsed about her eyebrows.

She does have a nice arse tbf, so if I were to pick any arse to finger, that's be it.
 
I'm starting to look for jobs today for when I graduate. I really didn't fancy doing a graduate scheme but it looks like it might be my only option. I CBA with more exams and stuff after this and I don't fancy being tied down to something for 2 years either really. I'd love to work abroad too.

Quit whinging BLF.

i'm currently on a grad scheme with the Welsh Assembly, basically like a normal job, i'm being trusted to do a lot of important jobs and it's given me great experience. the only thing graduate about it is the pay, but hopefully that will change in a couple of weeks.

i do get trusted with work more than some of the permanent staff though.
 
I know but she's hot, so not arsed about her eyebrows.

She does have a nice arse tbf, so if I were to pick any arse to finger, that's be it.

not a great pun tbh.

put a condom on and go there with your penis mate, she sounds like she would take. must have thought you were very inexperienced if you were so far away though haha

i admit i have never had anything touch my male g spot - i am to keep it that way.
 
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