The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Hellerad]

I played Sunday league 11 before I took my current job and had to move. Nothing organized here so no chance to play. Not many Americans like the pinko fascist communist round ball here in the southern U.S. of A.

 

[CountyRd]

Have you seen this scruffy Geordie saying that people on benefits can afford biftas and ale but won't get a job, most people on benefits have a job you Tory biff. Makes my blood boil people from northern towns turning on other working class, thinking they're better.

 

[FTY]

We'll just blag that you're our age mate, don't worry.


I'd ask the lads but we're either busy other days with work, gym, other footy and then too lazy to play any other day. Ha.

We live 2 hours apart mate, I was joking.

 

[Cena]

County lad, forget about that.

What's your favourite pub on County Rd?

 

[Millea]

We live 2 hours apart mate, I was joking.

Didn't know where you live lar lid lad, haha.

 

[Hellerad]

Have you seen this scruffy Geordie saying that people on benefits can afford biftas and ale but won't get a job, most people on benefits have a job you Tory biff. Makes my blood boil people from northern towns turning on other working class, thinking they're better.

Tory Biff sounds like a porn name.

 

[CountyRd]

Chepstow lid, black horse is sound too.

 

[Moomin]

County lad, forget about that.

What's your favourite pub on County Rd?

Remember when someone came up with the brain storming idea of changing the name of the County to Hot Pants.

 

[Muggins]

Did you know they couldn't show a lot of episodes in the UK?

Why not mate?

Was it because they were Turtles who ate pizza, lived with a rat, fancied a local journo and went round with weapons fighting Aliens...?

"Turtles - The Lost Episodes".

 

[Cena]

Chepstow lid, black horse is sound too.

The Cheppy's sound. Black Horse is outstanding on a saturday night

 

[CountyRd]

Hahaha no lad, I've not been in the county since it reopened is it any good now?

 

[Millea]

I'm off to try and get some sleep.

Night TLS lids x

 

[Cena]

Why not mate?

Was it because they were Turtles who ate pizza, lived with a rat, fancied a local journo and went round with weapons fighting Aliens...?

"Turtles - The Lost Episodes".

You're not far from the truth.

In the UK, it was known as the Teenage Mutant HERO Turtles whereas in the States in was NINJA turtles. I think the Government or television standards were worried about kids fighting as such, because after the song "Kung Fu Fighting" came out kids in schools were fighting each other

Anyway, if you watch the old UK episodes you will hardly see Michelangelo with nun-chucks as they were banned by television standards. A lot of the programmes they couldn't cut out some scenes so they only showed certain episodes over here.

 

[Cena]

Hahaha no lad, I've not been in the county since it reopened is it any good now?

Yeh another decent boozer

 

[CountyRd]

Where do you bevy then Cena are you from by ours?